Depart the land of make-believe where windmills power a world of technology, and enter the land of RealWorld where cattle eat grass and power a world of get-the-fuck-out-of-here.
"It's not a cow." Haha. First clue: Hump and heavy neck - for doing bull stuff. Second clue: Classic bull-dick belly-bump. Third clue: Standing alone - the only bovine ever standing alone is either a bull or a cow guarding a calf, and either one will happily kill your ass.
He dislikes cyclist more than I do. I just roll coal as I pass them. And yes quit calling them bikers. A bikers will kick your butt. If someone in spandex kicks your a$$ you need to learn how to fight
My old friend farmer Bob knows the property owner where this was taking place. It's kind of a county road through private property deal if I understood him correctly. You drive through a bump gate or cross a cattle guard. There are a few of them in my neck of the woods but you don't stop to screw around or trespass. Cattle have the right of way, all the way.
You may, might, in your ethereal plane think you have the right of way.
Real world. It out weighs you by at least 2,000 lbs
Side note. I rode an elephant (with a trained handler) during a port visit in Thailand. Elephants (even the Asian ones) are bigger than you think. Far stronger than you think. If the elephant wants your hat, the trunk grabs it and you buy a new one later.
I once got chased by a bull when I was walking an excavator across its field. That was scary enough to suit me.
ReplyDeleteI must be a sad individual, I must have replayed it a dozen times. They need a 10 hour version like Naya cat with some Benny Hill music
ReplyDeleteMy road my rules
ReplyDeleteThat's how a bull updates his TikTok.
ReplyDeleteHis 'friends' just stand there, continue recording, waiting for what happened.
ReplyDelete'Death by YouTube'. Won't be the first one or the last one.
What a nincowpoop!
ReplyDeleteDepart the land of make-believe where windmills power a world of technology, and enter the land of RealWorld where cattle eat grass and power a world of get-the-fuck-out-of-here.
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DeleteLOL! Stupid bikers
ReplyDeleteBicyclists.
DeleteAnyway a bull goes, it has right of way.
ReplyDeleteJFM
"You shall not pass!"
ReplyDeleteEverybody hates bicyclists, even livestock.
ReplyDelete"It's not a cow." Haha. First clue: Hump and heavy neck - for doing bull stuff. Second clue: Classic bull-dick belly-bump. Third clue: Standing alone - the only bovine ever standing alone is either a bull or a cow guarding a calf, and either one will happily kill your ass.
Ed
Couldn't happen to a more deserving demographic
ReplyDeleteThose bicyclist sure showed that bull who owns the road eh? Dumb fucks.
ReplyDeleteYou fuck with the bull, you get the horn....
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of bull!
ReplyDeletethe biker was in the bicycle lane. But then he got moved to the bull lane and paid the price.
ReplyDeleteHe dislikes cyclist more than I do. I just roll coal as I pass them. And yes quit calling them bikers. A bikers will kick your butt. If someone in spandex kicks your a$$ you need to learn how to fight
ReplyDeleteFAFO
ReplyDeleteIn for a penny...
ReplyDeleteIn for a ton.
Who has a bike race through a cow pasture?
Just wait till they find out about buffalo
Delete"What, is your quest?"
ReplyDelete"To seek the gr-AAAAHHHH"
DeleteMy old friend farmer Bob knows the property owner where this was taking place. It's kind of a county road through private property deal if I understood him correctly. You drive through a bump gate or cross a cattle guard. There are a few of them in my neck of the woods but you don't stop to screw around or trespass. Cattle have the right of way, all the way.
ReplyDeleteHTR
Farmer's sign:
ReplyDeleteSure you can cross my field for free - but the bull charges.
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Where can you find a bull costume? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a new marketing scheme for chic-fil-a ????
ReplyDeleteYeah, the law of gross tonnage.
ReplyDeleteYou may, might, in your ethereal plane think you have the right of way.
Real world. It out weighs you by at least 2,000 lbs
Side note. I rode an elephant (with a trained handler) during a port visit in Thailand. Elephants (even the Asian ones) are bigger than you think. Far stronger than you think. If the elephant wants your hat, the trunk grabs it and you buy a new one later.
Ragnar