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Friday, January 20, 2023

"I'm freezing my balls off here, guys"

A railroad worker rescued a raccoon from an oncoming train after its testicles hair froze to the track.

Neil Mullis, 35, found the traumatized animal and carefully freed him using warm water and a shovel.

Mr Mullis, from Cochrane, Georgia, USA, said: 'I poured the warm water under his bottom while a co-worker worked the shovel under his butt to try and break him loose.



11 comments:

  1. Yikes! Those pictures made me cringe.

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  2. Those guys had balls of steel messing with a hurting coon. That could have ended up really badly for them.

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  3. I guess his pals triple dog dared him.

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  4. Was the workers name Joe Dirt?

    Hiker Mike

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  5. That gal spewing her latte wouldn't be laughing if it had been HER nuts frozen to the rail.

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  6. Mike in Flyover LandJanuary 21, 2023 at 2:28 PM

    True Story:
    I had a friend that lived in the mountains of Colorado that ran a trap line. One day he was walking his line from the timbers and headed towards a mountain meadow here he has set one of his traps. As he got to the edge of the timbers he noticed a coyote just sitting there minding his own business. He put sights on it and, yup, there it calmly sat. He cleared the timbers while watching that coyote and it didn't move one little bit. Odd, right?
    He got right up it and it didn't budge. Then he noticed... The poor bastard had managed to get his nuts & ballsack in the trap. Needless to say, it was an easy dispatch.

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  7. I swear I heard the voice of Jerry Clower telling one of his coon hunting story while I read this! I'm still laughing as I read this again. RIP Jerry.

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    1. “Just shoot up here amongst us, one of us has got to get some relief!”

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  8. Now thats…Bro’s.

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