Every time I surf by #1 I laugh. Every time I surf by #5 I turn around and look behind me to make sure there isn't some little shit eating dog sneaking up to bite my ankle.
#4 - god damn I hate when my girlfriend does this. She has a car with a thermostat just like we have in the house, and what does she do? She either 1) turns the temp up to 85 and the fans on full blast, or 2) turns the temp down to 60 and the fans to full blast. In the house she refuses to use the '$' button that adjusts the temperature setting +/- 5 degrees (depends on the heating/cooling setting) when we leave the house for the day.
#16 - old picture, he's been dead since Jan 2022. I wonder if used the lines from 'The Green Mile'
#12 - if she pulled a 9 man train, there's no way her handle is in any way accurate...
On #2 - I was at the grocery store a couple months back when this black dude was walking my way with a bucket of chicken from the deli in one arm and a g*ddamned watermelon in the other. I thought ‘You son of a bitch just are trying to get one of us white guys to comment’. I don’t know how I stopped myself from busting out laughing.
what is up with #20 ? I don't get it .
ReplyDeleteThey're hooking up with white girls to get their tax refunds.
DeleteStill sickening...Hybo
DeleteSo he posted on FB and won?
DeleteEvery time I surf by #1 I laugh.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I surf by #5 I turn around and look behind me to make sure there isn't some little shit eating dog sneaking up to bite my ankle.
#17 I laughed so much I had a stroke
ReplyDelete#4 - god damn I hate when my girlfriend does this. She has a car with a thermostat just like we have in the house, and what does she do? She either 1) turns the temp up to 85 and the fans on full blast, or 2) turns the temp down to 60 and the fans to full blast. In the house she refuses to use the '$' button that adjusts the temperature setting +/- 5 degrees (depends on the heating/cooling setting) when we leave the house for the day.
ReplyDelete#16 - old picture, he's been dead since Jan 2022. I wonder if used the lines from 'The Green Mile'
#12 - if she pulled a 9 man train, there's no way her handle is in any way accurate...
#16 is rough
ReplyDeleteOn #2 - I was at the grocery store a couple months back when this black dude was walking my way with a bucket of chicken from the deli in one arm and a g*ddamned watermelon in the other. I thought ‘You son of a bitch just are trying to get one of us white guys to comment’. I don’t know how I stopped myself from busting out laughing.
ReplyDeleteIt's strange how some blacks have let people shame them for eating good food.
DeleteI'm white and a yankee. The restaurant where I've spent the most over the last 15 years: Cousins Tasty Chicken.