#7: I worked at a place where we had a literal four hour meeting to discuss why our department was so far behind on some projects. At the conclusion (this was almost 6PM on a Friday) the boss decided we needed to pick it up on Monday morning. I was thankfully excluded from that one because I had to do some Monday stuff that couldn't be delayed.
Aside from that little bit of camaraderie, there is nothing I miss about working in an office environment.
#11 black people name their kids names that no one can pronounce.....
ReplyDeleteMy daughter works at the NICU - they call them “scrabble names”- each in the bag of letter tiles, pull out a handful and see what you get.
DeleteThey also spell so many names wrong because they just can't be bothered to get it right. "This is my son, Anferny."
DeleteMy babies name is not Le-a, its Le-dash-a the dash aint not silent
DeleteDon't get 18
ReplyDeleteThat's a pregnancy test under his windshield wiper.
DeleteJen is smart, don't be a side chick.
DeleteI juth don get it...wuth wong with no. 2?
ReplyDeletenosting, nosting at all
DeleteMike Ryson must have made the street sign.
Deleteanother example of the of the fine work by the FJB sign shop as supervised by never mind
DeleteIf a meme is made mocking language skills one would think it'd at least be correctly spelled.
Delete#17 It's not supposed to be a monument to his face
ReplyDeleteMaybe a monument to his penis...
DeleteAll good ones!
ReplyDelete#2 is Mike Tyson's street.
ReplyDeleteI like the picture in #8...
ReplyDelete#7: I worked at a place where we had a literal four hour meeting to discuss why our department was so far behind on some projects. At the conclusion (this was almost 6PM on a Friday) the boss decided we needed to pick it up on Monday morning. I was thankfully excluded from that one because I had to do some Monday stuff that couldn't be delayed.
ReplyDeleteAside from that little bit of camaraderie, there is nothing I miss about working in an office environment.
Reminds of the saying "I survived another meeting that should have been an email".
Delete#7 is the reason I hate meetings.
ReplyDelete#11 Sorry. That is Rocky. Not Rocket. I think his birthday is coming up.
ReplyDelete#5 So have we all been married two times or three?
ReplyDeleteBeen married once.
DeleteI've gotten a lot smarter and learned my lesson quickly. Never again.
#8) I had something like this ahead of me in the line at the post office today. Alas, the post office was very efficient. 😢🥲😇😊
ReplyDelete#3 I get laid and 50 mpg with a passenger.
ReplyDelete#17 - Have y'all noticed that the Washington monument looks nothing like George Washington?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I have noticed that itz been over 40 years since the Femminists said they were gonna put a 40 foot hole right next to it!