At least they did have enough sense to use a funnel and hose to pour the gas, instead of straight from the can. But still, they showed a lot of stupidity playing with gas in that manner. If they are stupid enough to have a next time, maybe they will switch to something like kerosene that isn't as volatile as gas.
that is foolish, stupid, dangerous as all get out. surly the guy with the pants on fire got 2nd degree burns at least. I see that kind of stupid shit and just cringe. Gas is not a fookin toy, and the possibilities of that gas getting really out of hand is way to close. these fools were truly lucky, God did not want them just yet.
That was fun, let's try it again. This time we'll drink a little more and get closer to the house, no, no, how 'bout IN the house! Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket, let's do another shot and put on more flammable clothes first!
Fortunately they left out the styrofoam and motor oil.
ReplyDeleteAnd one of these Mensa candidates carries the gasoline container inside the house???! 😱
ReplyDeleteFollowing the logic we must assume: Pants on fire, so he must be a liar.
ReplyDeleteFucking rednecks, gotta love em.....
ReplyDeleteHide the gas can before Mom gets home......
ReplyDeleteWHAT?!!!! we're they trying to do?
ReplyDeleteLooks like they were creating the first Shop-Vac Flammenwerfer to me.
DeleteIf at first you don't succeed try, try again.
Start a fire…
DeleteWiscoDave
Flame thrower I assume.....
Delete"Paging Charles Darwin please pick up the white courtesy phone."
ReplyDeleteWhite phone is racist
DeleteMaybe I'm just a redneck at heart - that was version 1 of a homemade flamethrower.
ReplyDeleteVersion 2: Pressure washer instead of the Shop Vac.
DeleteYup, more pressure to atomize the gas better.
DeleteWeed sprayer. No motor to cause a spark. Ask me how I know.
DeleteJFM
At least they did have enough sense to use a funnel and hose to pour the gas, instead of straight from the can. But still, they showed a lot of stupidity playing with gas in that manner. If they are stupid enough to have a next time, maybe they will switch to something like kerosene that isn't as volatile as gas.
ReplyDeleteI figure those jokers grew up together. I'm amazed they have lived this long.
ReplyDeleteAnd this right here, is why we have to use retarded gas cans.
ReplyDeleteLeigh
Whitehall, NY
... and just when you thought it was idiot proof, along comes a better idiot
Deletethat is foolish, stupid, dangerous as all get out. surly the guy with the pants on fire got 2nd degree burns at least. I see that kind of stupid shit and just cringe. Gas is not a fookin toy, and the possibilities of that gas getting really out of hand is way to close. these fools were truly lucky, God did not want them just yet.
ReplyDeleteThat ain't nothin. You should see the ball of fire lit off the front of an airless spray gun shooting Methyl Ethyl Ketone at 3200 psi!
ReplyDeleteKawoof! With a huge black ball of smoke to let everyone know who just did that.
My fuckin eyes are watering hahahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYuse guys look at things different than me.
ReplyDeleteI'd have put the gas into the suction end and tried to meter it a bit better.
That was fun, let's try it again. This time we'll drink a little more and get closer to the house, no, no, how 'bout IN the house! Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket, let's do another shot and put on more flammable clothes first!
ReplyDeleteI remember doing stuff like this when I was in middle school. I look back and wonder how I survived sometimes.
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