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Monday, February 06, 2023

Mondays...


 -WiscoDave

25 comments:

  1. Fortunately they left out the styrofoam and motor oil.

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  2. And one of these Mensa candidates carries the gasoline container inside the house???! 😱

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  3. Following the logic we must assume: Pants on fire, so he must be a liar.

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  4. Fucking rednecks, gotta love em.....

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  5. Hide the gas can before Mom gets home......

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    1. Looks like they were creating the first Shop-Vac Flammenwerfer to me.
      If at first you don't succeed try, try again.

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    2. Start a fire…
      WiscoDave

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    3. Flame thrower I assume.....

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  7. "Paging Charles Darwin please pick up the white courtesy phone."

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  8. Maybe I'm just a redneck at heart - that was version 1 of a homemade flamethrower.

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    1. Version 2: Pressure washer instead of the Shop Vac.

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    2. Yup, more pressure to atomize the gas better.

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    3. Weed sprayer. No motor to cause a spark. Ask me how I know.
      JFM

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  9. At least they did have enough sense to use a funnel and hose to pour the gas, instead of straight from the can. But still, they showed a lot of stupidity playing with gas in that manner. If they are stupid enough to have a next time, maybe they will switch to something like kerosene that isn't as volatile as gas.

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  10. I figure those jokers grew up together. I'm amazed they have lived this long.

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  11. And this right here, is why we have to use retarded gas cans.

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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    1. ... and just when you thought it was idiot proof, along comes a better idiot

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  12. that is foolish, stupid, dangerous as all get out. surly the guy with the pants on fire got 2nd degree burns at least. I see that kind of stupid shit and just cringe. Gas is not a fookin toy, and the possibilities of that gas getting really out of hand is way to close. these fools were truly lucky, God did not want them just yet.

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  13. That ain't nothin. You should see the ball of fire lit off the front of an airless spray gun shooting Methyl Ethyl Ketone at 3200 psi!

    Kawoof! With a huge black ball of smoke to let everyone know who just did that.

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  14. My fuckin eyes are watering hahahahahahaha!!!!!

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  15. Yuse guys look at things different than me.
    I'd have put the gas into the suction end and tried to meter it a bit better.

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  16. That was fun, let's try it again. This time we'll drink a little more and get closer to the house, no, no, how 'bout IN the house! Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket, let's do another shot and put on more flammable clothes first!

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  17. I remember doing stuff like this when I was in middle school. I look back and wonder how I survived sometimes.

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