1 - I was fishing around in the inside pocket of my leather last week when an asshole wag said "If you pull out a gun I'm gonna run". I turned around, looked him in the eye, and told him "Maybe you should run anyway". He didn't know whether to shit or go blind, and his wife punched him a good one. Fukin' newbie bikers don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
#11 I was talking with my wife about this last weekend. We were going to bed at 9p and she said do you remember when we were just going out at this time? JFM
Hard enough being a white man. Women think being one will be better somehow.
ReplyDeleteI think it is more about the kink rather than what you are doing. All to crazy to figure out
Great lineup, Kenny. About busted a gut.
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#11 is my life.
ReplyDeleteis #3 a lump of frozen shit? Or a frozen lump of shit?
ReplyDelete#11 - I can be asleep by 5:30pm after getting home from work at 5pm.
#3 is a rock. An ice cold hunk of rock... Yeah, some women get like that.
Delete#9: Every night. It's called sphincter roulette.
ReplyDelete1 - I was fishing around in the inside pocket of my leather last week when an asshole wag said "If you pull out a gun I'm gonna run". I turned around, looked him in the eye, and told him "Maybe you should run anyway". He didn't know whether to shit or go blind, and his wife punched him a good one. Fukin' newbie bikers don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why I read the comment section. You sir win the internet for a day.
DeleteCrap man. Best drop ever! I came out of the bushes to type a comment!!!!
ReplyDelete#11 I was talking with my wife about this last weekend. We were going to bed at 9p and she said do you remember when we were just going out at this time?
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I've always had jobs that had me getting up anywhere from 2 to 4 in the morning, so 9 PM has been my bed time for as long as I can remember.
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