#10 Matthew 15: 10Jesus called the crowd to Him and said, “Listen and understand. 11A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but by what comes out of it.” 12Then the disciples came to Him and said, “Are You aware that the Pharisees were offended when they heard this?”…
#1 reminds me of when Brandon gave a shout out to a guy he knew in the crowd named Joe and told him to "Stand up, Joe!". Then when he remembered Joe was wheel chair bound he said "Oh, God love you, Joe".
Frickin' Biden could screw up a wet dream. And probably does nightly.
#6 To keep obnoxious me occupied as a toddler my Mom had me say the alphabet backwards. That training helped me get out of a DUI on a weekend trip to Parker Dam.
#15 First thing I thought was, now where to hell did they go? I had a set for years.
ReplyDeleteI'm still using mine. There's been some modifications, but it's still extremely accurate (for weed)
Delete#1 Demonstrating the finer points of a reach around.
ReplyDelete#10 no longer applies; Old Testament stuff.
ReplyDeleteThey do drink coffee & fermented beverages though; hence "He brews".
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There's a brand of beer called HeBrew.
Delete"These shall be unclean UNTO YOU." The Jewish religious laws were severely trimmed for us. See Acts 16.
#10 Matthew 15: 10Jesus called the crowd to Him and said, “Listen and understand. 11A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but by what comes out of it.” 12Then the disciples came to Him and said, “Are You aware that the Pharisees were offended when they heard this?”…
ReplyDelete#15 - I've owned many of those. Then, I graduated to a triple-beam.
ReplyDelete#19: the extended Joe Buyden model.
ReplyDelete#19 has to be a famous Billy Connolly sketch
ReplyDelete#19 what happens when you wear waterproof trousers and you pee your pants.
ReplyDelete#1 reminds me of when Brandon gave a shout out to a guy he knew in the crowd named Joe and told him to "Stand up, Joe!". Then when he remembered Joe was wheel chair bound he said "Oh, God love you, Joe".
ReplyDeleteFrickin' Biden could screw up a wet dream. And probably does nightly.
#16 Brains and looks can be mutually exclusive.
ReplyDelete#6 To keep obnoxious me occupied as a toddler my Mom had me say the alphabet backwards. That training helped me get out of a DUI on a weekend trip to Parker Dam.
ReplyDelete#18 forgot about strip clubs
ReplyDeleteJFM