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Monday, March 27, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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30 comments:

  1. #20 But still more fiscally responsible overall.

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    1. Prevents recurring payments by the rest of society.
      Still a bargain.

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    2. Yup, I'm donating $15 to the betterment of society.

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    3. more entertaining than the 20 spent at the theater would be.

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  2. #20 My contribution to making the world a better place. Always gotta be looking for the silver lining
    Backwoods Okie

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  3. #20: With dry dog food at $1/pound, it makes fiscal sense. And he'll make his own gravy.

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  4. #20 - should be a tax write off

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  5. #20 - So, we can tell the judge honestly that we were just giving back to the community?

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  6. The meme haul is a good one today.

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    1. Thanks. I had some good runs with some of those memes. Others, not so much.

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  7. #20 must be carrying a 5.7

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    1. What handgun has the capacity / ammo price point to kill $35 with a mag dump?

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    2. I had to go look it up. A 10 mm Glock 20 loaded with 15+1 rounds of Buffalo Bore Heavy Mono Metal Dangerous Game Rounds @ $2.65/round = $42.50. If you hit with any or all of those the subject would be very very perforated. Or deaf. Or on fire. Or something.

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    3. thank you Mikey, I didn't want to do math today. I don't want to do any tomorrow either.

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  8. Awesome awesome awesome memes you sir out did yourself and my keyboard almost suffered.
    Mac

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    1. Quit sucking up, that's my job....

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  9. #3 - About fucking time. Unless the altered spelling is part of the joke, I find it hard to understand how anyone with terrible grammar or spelling graduated from high school...

    #5 - funny, I'll have to show that one to my better half!

    #6 - me, too...

    #10 - No shit, really?

    #16 - funny!!!

    #20 - as long as you get them all unloaded before he starts to fall...

    another excellent set, thanks.

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    1. Regarding your #3, check out the reading and math failure rates in Baltimore and Chicago schools.

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  10. #13 China mitch porn.
    #17, 18 I need those as t-shirts.
    #12 so true.

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  11. #2 Live radio broadcast of a play, perhaps a detective drama?
    #13 As one of my crew chiefs used to say "Once again the spectre of drugs in the workplace rears it's ugly head". Not only did someone make the original, someone else thought there was a market for it.
    Al_in_Ottawa

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  12. Speaking of proofreading and such, the vagina, as an internal organ, has no hair, so shaving it would be pointless. Wouldn't put it past some chicks to try anyway. "Vulva" is the word for the external parts.
    - Mr. Mayo

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    1. Vagina, vulva, whatever. Collectively known as the pussy.

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    2. Mr Mayo, you are being too pedantic, stick to uncovered camping pictures...

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  13. #7 The book is War and Peace where it has a Glock 37 45GAP and 3 magazines. The 45GAP has equivalent spechs of a 45ACP +P

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  14. #6 Absolutely true! & #13 made me laugh so hard I damn near pissed myself, only one question where can I get a pair.

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  15. People don't always appreciate the dieting potential of having a dog.

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  16. #20 - it's an investment in the future.

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  17. #19 for the win. It's a woefully underused and descriptive word.

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