#3 After the mask madness started, I decided to go to my local convenience store and scare the shit out of them. I got out my old training MOPP gear, the stuff you washed 10 times to get the charcoal out, and then headed to the store. When i got there, I put on my old (Desert Storm) M24 mask and MOPP gloves (Didn't use the boots) Went in and bought some beer, and I swear the look on the faces of the people was priceless. Asked if anyone had seen the news lately, that really got em.
#1: Don't forget the disappointment of finding out your mortgage won't actually be any better on account of the interest rates (which I'd personally still like to see go higher, because inflation hasn't slowed AT ALL no matter what the media claims.)
#3: I used to hang out with drug dealers. A good way to prank one of them was to get 2-3 people to dress up like this (head to toe in white and ideally with a gas mask) and watch him go flying out the window running away because it looked like a police raid.
I laughed too hard at #10.
ReplyDelete#10 DAMN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's awesome!
Delete#4: I lived that more than once.
ReplyDeleteI’m going to hell for laughing at #10 … I’ll save you a seat, Ken.
ReplyDeleteYeah, #10 was really good, and funny.
ReplyDelete# 7. Captain can breathe underwater?
ReplyDelete#3 After the mask madness started, I decided to go to my local convenience store and scare the shit out of them. I got out my old training MOPP gear, the stuff you washed 10 times to get the charcoal out, and then headed to the store. When i got there, I put on my old (Desert Storm) M24 mask and MOPP gloves (Didn't use the boots) Went in and bought some beer, and I swear the look on the faces of the people was priceless. Asked if anyone had seen the news lately, that really got em.
ReplyDelete(#10) I missed those Trials, but Eleanor told me they were "the cat's pajamas."
ReplyDeleteF.D.R. in Hell
#4, changed out 4 valves, 4 supply lines and 2 faucets on bathroom sinks yesterday. This is 100% correct.
ReplyDelete- WDS
#1: Don't forget the disappointment of finding out your mortgage won't actually be any better on account of the interest rates (which I'd personally still like to see go higher, because inflation hasn't slowed AT ALL no matter what the media claims.)
ReplyDelete#3: I used to hang out with drug dealers. A good way to prank one of them was to get 2-3 people to dress up like this (head to toe in white and ideally with a gas mask) and watch him go flying out the window running away because it looked like a police raid.