#5. I always wondered about lesbians. If it is a natural and normal thing, why are their sex toys shaped like a penis? #9. We don't have a Costco close to me, but we have a Sam's club. I used to call it the hundred dollar club, because that was how much it cost to walk into the place. Now it is closer to a 2 hundred dollar club. Two weeks ago, we went to the Dollar Store, which is now the 1.25$ store. My wife spent 90$ in that GD store! I really can't complain, because she did buy paper products that will last us for a few months, but it still chaps my backside to be able to spend that much at a dollar store. The Chinese love us. But I still don't know how they can make a profit on some of the items they sell for a buck and a quarter.
For #3. My birthday is such that I think I am a New Year's Eve/New Year baby. My next younger sibling's birthday would have put his conception around Thanksgiving. I always thought that I was conceived at a happy time of celebration and optimism.
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ReplyDeleteBeing from Texas, I particularly like #10.
ReplyDeleteWait a week, he'll be back.
DeleteI second this. I miss hearing my own language spoken in my own lands.
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Those are all GREAT Ken! Quality over quantity!
ReplyDeleteCo-worker husband got deported... so, neither of you are citizens?
ReplyDelete#10...BEST one ever! .....still laughing .
ReplyDeleteIf all your gonna post is 10 why use the "Keep on reading" link?
ReplyDeleteFor the same reason I use the Keep On Reading thing on anything lengthy - just trying to keep shit compact.
Delete#5. I always wondered about lesbians. If it is a natural and normal thing, why are their sex toys shaped like a penis?
ReplyDelete#9. We don't have a Costco close to me, but we have a Sam's club. I used to call it the hundred dollar club, because that was how much it cost to walk into the place. Now it is closer to a 2 hundred dollar club.
Two weeks ago, we went to the Dollar Store, which is now the 1.25$ store. My wife spent 90$ in that GD store! I really can't complain, because she did buy paper products that will last us for a few months, but it still chaps my backside to be able to spend that much at a dollar store. The Chinese love us. But I still don't know how they can make a profit on some of the items they sell for a buck and a quarter.
For #3. My birthday is such that I think I am a New Year's Eve/New Year baby. My next younger sibling's birthday would have put his conception around Thanksgiving. I always thought that I was conceived at a happy time of celebration and optimism.
ReplyDelete10. That is the 6th "wife" he has told that story to.
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