I had a boss back in the 90's who use to come into my office and sit in the chair then ask me to call her pager. If I did she's have an orgasm thank me and walk out of my office. She told me later she hated masterbating so she used her pager and liked to force other people to do it for her.
#13, I have seen that sort of thing before. #14, my first name is Tim. For added information I have a twin brother, his first name is Tom. We don't look alike at all.
#10!
ReplyDeleteAin't #5 the truth....
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm too old to know everything, but a [name one] 'studies' student is sure about anything.
Delete#20 Except the dude....
ReplyDeleteYou mean the guy in the FBI hat? Looks like you missed the whole point of the meme.
DeleteWhat about the pink dildo?
DeleteYeah, you got me on that one one.
DeletePhone in front pocket on vibrate?
DeleteI had a boss back in the 90's who use to come into my office and sit in the chair then ask me to call her pager. If I did she's have an orgasm thank me and walk out of my office. She told me later she hated masterbating so she used her pager and liked to force other people to do it for her.
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#9 that's messed up LOL
ReplyDelete#19 ~ laughing so hard and pissed-off at the same time because I don’t have anyone to send it to.
ReplyDelete#11 My neighbor needs that at their boat dock for the ride to the house. Which spouse gets the ride varies.
ReplyDeleteHe has more than one spouse?
Delete#11 might need a bilge pump, the deck is pooped...
DeleteBut she gets bonus for not dropping her drink.
#11 might need a bilge pump, the deck is pooped...
DeleteBonus point for not dropping her drink!
I mean, is Frank armed?
ReplyDelete#6 I must admit I've hated that song since the day I first heard it. I hated anything and everything that asshole did.
ReplyDeleteYou sure we're not related?
Delete#19 laughing till I cry,
ReplyDelete#16 That's backwards. Female bodybuilders who use roids get giant clitoris. Men's balls shrink, and have ED.
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ReplyDeleteRE 17---finally found someone with more fishing rods than me, barely.
That's a government buy back program.
DeleteWe can open the camps back up to house those responsible for the past 3 years of crimes against humanity...while they await execution of course.
ReplyDelete#20: it fails to include the fifty boxes of porn magazines.
ReplyDelete#16. Prob not. They wear the same size shoes.
ReplyDelete#13, I have seen that sort of thing before. #14, my first name is Tim. For added information I have a twin brother, his first name is Tom. We don't look alike at all.
ReplyDelete#12 "Hmmm, now just how am I going to cover up murder on an airplane?"
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