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Monday, June 19, 2023

Fucking Mondays gifs

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  1. #1 roves again that even if one has the $$$$ to won an exotic, doesn't mean there are also to skills to drive one.

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  2. What's going on in #7?

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    1. Dropped their cell phone then ground it into the pavement.

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    2. Dropped their cell phone and then ran over it.

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    3. Looks like an iPhone finally got what it deserved.

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    4. The person's cellphone fell while riding and he/she ran over and dragged it.

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    5. Dropped phone then braked on it.

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    6. Cell phone falls out of pocket then he catches it with the back tite and drags it leaving glass behind.
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    7. They dropped cell phone and ran over it while applying the rear brake.

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    8. Looks like bicyclist dropped his cell phone and then braked on it.

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    9. #5. I like how that manly man runs from the ostrich and then hides behind the women. He is an embarrassment and should go back to the ostrich and let Darwin finish the job.

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    10. Looks to me like the phone dropped out of his pocket and then they ran over it to boot.

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    11. Bike rider hit a cellphone. But he didn't just run over it, first he had to drag it along for a few meters to ensure it was completely screwed up, then leave it DRT. #5- I have heard that those big assed birds could be temperamental, but this is the first time I have actually saw it in action. I don't think I want any part of a fight with them. They don't look like they get along well with others.

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  3. Drops phone then rides over it.

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  4. Number 6 was really good

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  5. #3 looks like she slipped on a "please stand here for safe social distancing" circle they put on their front porch. Serves her right if that's what it was. She is probably the one who demanded it be put there for "safe" delivery of her groceries.

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    1. ...and she's probably got a torn ACL in the bargain. Nemo

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    2. Prob'ly one of the kids left his toy frisbee there

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  6. Looks like he dropped his phone and hit the brakes while it was right under the rear wheel

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  7. Some guy in our neighborhood has a Lamborghini that looks very similar to this one, and I was following him out to the highway this weekend. Geez, he drove like a little old lady, complete stops at the intersections, (no traffic in sight) so on. We do have a lot of deer here. But at the highway feeder road, he goosed it a little - like for maybe 2 seconds - and then settled in at precisely the speed limit. What a bore. I think he's terrified of scratching it, or worse, some kind of wreck. I was enjoying the spectacle in my 27 year-old, sunblasted pickup.

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    1. That's how you fuck with cops. Accellerate from a stoplight to the speed limit as quickly as possible with no tire-spin. I've done it before just to piss of the Georgia State Police.

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    2. Be there, done that and ended up with a ticket for reckless driving based on the rate of acceleration. Cops...

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  8. #7 lost a phone out of their pocket, then ran over it.

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  9. #3 - Ah yes, the frickin' Frisbee of Fate. That one is a real bastard that is impossible to regain your balance.

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  10. #1: if that was a mid engine super car, the handling due to its unorthodox mass moment of inertia might have been a factor. Years back the Toyota MR2 had problems of that nature. Sad to see, esp when it’s a beautiful vehicle like the Ferrari Enzo (which was not this car).

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  11. #10, Put some ice on that bruise

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  12. yikes. A lot of those reaaaaaaallly hurt.

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  13. Spectator who caused giant Tour de France crash to be sued by organisers
    According to regional newspaper Ouest France the woman fled the scene and has yet to be found. -July 26, 2021

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    1. Let me update that for you - https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-59582145

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  14. #1 - Asshole in a Lambo. Why don't people at least drive a VW GTI and have the most basic idea of how to drive? Then, move up to a Porsche 718 and get used to it. And then... oh, never mind...

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  15. I believe that is a Lambo Murcielago. Lamborghini Academia was created in the '90s as a driving school for Lamborghini buyers because the Diablo was so prone to the rear end passing the front under acceleration. Lamborghini's have a heavy engine that is mounted high in the chassis and the Murcielago has 58% of the weight on the rear tires. Add in 574hp or more from an engine that responds instantly and an untrained driver can get into trouble very easily.
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  16. Love watching dipshit cyclist-tards eating shit.

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  17. #5 FAFO...ostrich style
    Kari

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