Don’t worry about the sea otter tying to get on your surfboard. Worry about the great white shark underneath your surfboard the sea otter is trying to escape by climbing onto your surfboard.
#9 What to hell have we become? Another little candy ass raised by mommy. #10 Thank you goat. I didn't want to see her shake her black stinkin ass either.
#3 Youngsters now days can't talk without moving their whole bodies. Hands, arms, fingers, head, torso moving all over the place. It puts me on edge and I'm ready to slug em. A man stands in front of a man and speaks his piece. Bring your hands up quick is a good way to get yo ass laid out. Anyway, why to fuck they do that stupid shit?
#3 - Bottle of Black in one hand and a fast food soda in the other. That millennial twerp was going to put that scotch in his cherry cola. Serves him right.
#6 - God, I hope that hurt. Someone please tell me that it hurt. Tell me good.
#7 - Kinda ruins the effect of the verbal beatdown when you spit yo' toofus' out yo' sassy mouf'.
#1. The old Road Runner trick. Paint a black tunnel entrance on a wall. Wile E Coyote runs at it and flattens himself. Then Road Runner runs into the "tunnel". Meep, meep.
#10 Kamadhenu has no tolerance for sluts!
ReplyDelete#5) Someone definitely needs to take Glypto's fire extinguisher class.
ReplyDelete#9) What a freakin' puss!
#10) It's obvious which cow is the smarter one.
#10 Get your stupid, selfie posting ass out of my pen
ReplyDelete#10 Good cow. that is how I feel about twerkers or what ever the hell it is called.
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#2 What animal?
ReplyDeleteSea Otter.
Deletehttps://www.npr.org/2023/07/13/1187295769/otter-santa-cruz-surfboard-surfers-california
Yes. Yes I did.
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Don’t worry about the sea otter tying to get on your surfboard. Worry about the great white shark underneath your surfboard the sea otter is trying to escape by climbing onto your surfboard.
Delete#9 What to hell have we become? Another little candy ass raised by mommy.
ReplyDelete#10 Thank you goat. I didn't want to see her shake her black stinkin ass either.
It's OK--#9's boyfriend will take care of it when he gets home from Starbucks.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
In #10, hamburger didn't like his name...
ReplyDelete"Hello. My name is hamburger. You ate my father. Prepare to die."
DeleteNo#10. No fat chicks!
ReplyDelete10. Brahma cross. First thought was ohhellno, but then, on second thought, I'm rooting for the cow.
ReplyDeleteWhich cow has the bigger ass?
Delete#8 - Is that a small monkey on that scooter?
ReplyDeleteRadio control model I'd think.
Delete#3: at least it wasn’t Johnny Walker Blue.
ReplyDeleteIf the seal is climbing on your surfboard, there is a shark behind him. Get out of the water.
ReplyDelete#3 Youngsters now days can't talk without moving their whole bodies. Hands, arms, fingers, head, torso moving all over the place. It puts me on edge and I'm ready to slug em. A man stands in front of a man and speaks his piece. Bring your hands up quick is a good way to get yo ass laid out. Anyway, why to fuck they do that stupid shit?
ReplyDeleteThe problem of government grade concentrated stupid is going to be a large problem until we remove the warnings and let nature take its course.
ReplyDelete#3 Looks like we're drinking listerine again.
ReplyDelete#3 - Bottle of Black in one hand and a fast food soda in the other. That millennial twerp was going to put that scotch in his cherry cola. Serves him right.
ReplyDelete#6 - God, I hope that hurt. Someone please tell me that it hurt. Tell me good.
#7 - Kinda ruins the effect of the verbal beatdown when you spit yo' toofus' out yo' sassy mouf'.
#10 - Now THAT was a "butt".
#3 - Johnny Walker Black Label is really - really expensive Scotch. What a dumb $hit!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother of life's lessons learned the hard way.
Delete#1. The old Road Runner trick. Paint a black tunnel entrance on a wall. Wile E Coyote runs at it and flattens himself. Then Road Runner runs into the "tunnel". Meep, meep.
ReplyDelete#3 - Johnny Walker? Dude didn't lose much. Now, if it had been a 12 year old Macallan single malt, the tears would flow like rain.
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