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Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Looks like Mitch McConnell got him a case of the Bidens

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze midsentence during a press conference on Wednesday, triggering fresh questions about his health and renewing the debate about whether the nation's politicians are simply too old.

The 81-year-old Republican was speaking at his leadership briefing when he stopped abruptly, unable to complete his sentence.

'There's been good bipartisan cooperation and a string of er ... ' he said before stopping and staring into space as he shifted uneasily on his feet.

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He probably got his Bidens from having his nose shoved so far up Joe's ass.

26 comments:

  1. Feet 1st is the only way to be rid of the oligarchs anymore given brain dead voters will never stop re-electing them. May it come soon.

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    1. He controls money and the KY Republican party. Basically a rigged game. SOB has been in there since I was in high school. Back in the 80s, he was a breath of fresh air from the one party control the Democrats held. But by the 90's he was 100% Swamp.

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    2. Pennsylvania proved that the voters will even vote for the dead politician... So feet first isn't even a guarantee.

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    3. It's NOT the voaters, it's Dominion Voting machines run through Chyynah, with traitorous Demoncrats, old fashion vote steeling, and ballot stuffing.

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  2. Mitch had a TIA, transient ischemic attack. My mother had three in her 70's, that we knew of. She later developed severe dementia, so the opinion expressed below from Wiki that TIA's don't cause damage is bullshit IMHO.

    Mom never had a stroke and lived to 98, although her last 10-15 or so years were not easy to witness as her mental decline was pretty severe. She did, however, always recognize her seven children, right to the end.

    When Mom had her first TIA, she was standing at the sink washing dishes. It lasted about a minute and no one really noticed anything until she suddenly startled and said "What just happened?"

    TIA per wiki (TIA) is a temporary period of symptoms similar to those of a stroke. A TIA usually lasts only a few minutes and doesn't cause permanent damage. Often called a ministroke, a TIA may be a warning. About 1 in 3 people who has a TIA will eventually have a stroke, with about half occurring within a year after the TIA.

    Nemo

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  3. Stick a fork in him...

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  4. Fuck the turtle and fuck Gropey Joe Biden

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  5. McConnell must have had an honest thought and is fearing a visit from the wicked witch of the west.

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    1. Pelosi is right down the hall, so the potential for a visit is quite high!

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  6. 9 out of 10 Ukrainian doctors agree McConnell's case of the Bidens was transmitted anally..

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  7. Three words: Term limits. (Sorry FJB, couldn't help it.)

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  8. “Term limits” crept into his decrepit cranium.

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  9. The old crooked rino had an honest thought and froze because it's never happened before.
    JD

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  10. Mitch was a sell out even before Biden. His wife was born in Taiwan and he's displayed divided loyalties since getting married.

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    1. Look at Mitch and look at his wife. Why would a good looking babe like her ever consider being married to that? Couldn't be because she's a Chinee spy could it? Remember several years ago when a Chinee .gov official stated, in public, that the CCP had several "very highly placed spy's" in the U.S. government and laughed uproariously when he said it? Couldn't be Mitch the bitch's wife could it? Then, of course, there's the Bribem crime family.

      Nemo

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    2. Here in California, our Senator Feinstein (way past her sell by) employed a Chinese office manager for over 20 years. In 2012, the FBI told her he was spy. Nobody cared until the news reports got too much 5 years later in 2018. Then he was let go. Nothing happened to anyone, spy or Feinstein. Her husband Dick Blum made his fortune in China. Nothing to see here.

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  11. Biden's medical team can animate wilted vegetables.
    They do it all day long.
    Go see FJB, Mitch.

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  12. I think Cocaine Mitch might have just had a firmware update.

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  13. Yea!
    Now do Lindsay Graham.
    -lg

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  14. Many months ago he fell and had a brain injury. This is likely related to that.

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    1. Very likely. He needs to go home and stay there.

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  15. I'd say the entire bunch has passed their "Best if used by" date long ago.
    CC

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