#4 - That wouldn't happen to be a 'cat house' would it? Ya know, one of those multi-level carpeted things with the scratch pads that your future Mr. Right will be shredding to lint in your little apartment.
#8 - If that thing came into my room at the nursing home looking to wipe my butt, I'd jump out the window.
#9 - What level of hopeless self-loathing does it take to go on holiday with your EX? "On the whole, I'd rather be in Gorilladelphia." (h/t W.C. Fields)
#10 - Dad thought he was posing for the pre-cremation photo with that 'Roast Me' Advance Directive.
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#3 shoulda spent money on improving your personality instead of tats and body mods.
ReplyDeleteYou can hear her voice in the back of your mind.
Delete#4 - That wouldn't happen to be a 'cat house' would it? Ya know, one of those multi-level carpeted things with the scratch pads that your future Mr. Right will be shredding to lint in your little apartment.
ReplyDelete#8 - If that thing came into my room at the nursing home looking to wipe my butt, I'd jump out the window.
ReplyDelete#9 - What level of hopeless self-loathing does it take to go on holiday with your EX? "On the whole, I'd rather be in Gorilladelphia." (h/t W.C. Fields)
#10 - Dad thought he was posing for the pre-cremation photo with that 'Roast Me' Advance Directive.
TBC
#10: Holy shit how'd my younger brother's picture get here? I'm gonna have a serious talk with my nephew.
ReplyDelete#6 -- You sicko! You were dating an 8 year old? WTF?!?!
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