#5 The end result of my Bachelor's Party. My best man and I got to spend the night in jail. One of my groomsmen was a scumbag lawyer and got the charges dropped 2 hours before the wedding. I have been married 39 years.
Number six reminds me of David "Stringbean" Akeman, except he wore his pants that low as part of his act. Number 10, that is a nice bass, but that's a nicer pair of titties!
#10 - 3rd type of guy, "that's a nice bass next to them titties"
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it, Don. I was going to say, #10 - Embrace the power of "and".
DeleteTo almost quote Doc Holiday " I have 2 eyes, one for each of you "
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4th type of guy.... Nice bass, Great Titties..... and your shorts are an open invitation...
DeleteI am so glad you are back!!! I hope that you had a nice time away.
ReplyDeleteDitto!
Delete#20 reality sucks . Another batch of good ones today. Thank you sir
ReplyDeleteTitties and bass said frank zappa...
ReplyDeleteTitties and Beer sang Rodney Carrington.
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo5r2RzU40s
3 types if guys, another who appreciates a woman that keeps an extra lure in her bellybutton...
Delete#4 - MOE: [to Curly] Hey! Did that sweater have a pink bow?
ReplyDelete#10 - Even though it's seriously Photoshopped pic, the fish still wins.
#10 I didn't see her ass. Have her turn around.
ReplyDelete#5 The end result of my Bachelor's Party. My best man and I got to spend the night in jail. One of my groomsmen was a scumbag lawyer and got the charges dropped 2 hours before the wedding. I have been married 39 years.
ReplyDelete#16 a deaf doll is fine what i really want is a doll that shuts the hell up and makes me a sandwich
ReplyDelete#20 Stop eating your rent money you fat ass Lizzo biotch!
ReplyDeleteWhy the anger? Lighten up asshole.
DeleteNumber six reminds me of David "Stringbean" Akeman, except he wore his pants that low as part of his act. Number 10, that is a nice bass, but that's a nicer pair of titties!
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