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Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Well, she didn't have to be such a bitch about it

CORDOVA, Tenn. (WMC) - A woman has been arrested and charged after chasing down a group of teens and threatening them with a gun. 

According to deputies, on July 14, 5 teens were in a vehicle parked adjacent to Heaven Wilson, 20, when one of the teens threw a milkshake out of the car and unintentionally hit Wilson’s vehicle.

14 comments:

  1. Looks like the baby mamma was having a PMS event.

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  2. Wonder if those little twats will seek out a garbage bin next time.

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  3. Did they charge the kids for littering? I despise litter bugs.
    MadMarlin

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  4. Guessing she was inspired by the new 'Barbie' movie to dye her hair White.

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  5. I wonder if she, and the kids, will "Try That Shit in a Small Town."

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  6. "Unintentionally" hit Wilson's vehicle. Sure. Sure it was. The little twats.

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  7. "Heaven Wilson."

    Dare I ask?

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    1. Her parents were (relatively) conservative - they didn't spell it backwards. I've noticed several women named "Neveah".

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  8. She just went too far. You pull them over, and make them put their phones and car keys in the trunk of their car...and close the trunk.

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    1. Great idea...but you forgot to add "and then beat the shit out them."

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    2. cutting off their thumbs also limits their phoneability

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  9. Teens need more gun threats, since we aren't allowed to use a switch anymore.

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