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Friday, August 11, 2023

"Let's wash these sins away!"

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. — A Georgia man is accused of breaking into a Florida Panhandle church, causing several thousands of dollars worth of damage and then allegedly “baptizing himself” in the sanctuary’s font, authorities said.
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5 comments:

  1. rickn8orAugust 11, 2023 at 6:07 PM

    This is not a "Do It Yourself" project; you need assistance by professionals.

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  2. Rick TAugust 11, 2023 at 6:20 PM

    He needs to a full immersion baptism for 15 or 20 minutes, just to make sure all his sins are washed away...

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    1. MaxwellAugust 12, 2023 at 7:34 AM

      You'll see those sins come bubbling right out of the body...keep him immersed until the last sin is gone!!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 11, 2023 at 9:36 PM

    Hey, all you have to do is ask for forgiveness....right...?

    Thor

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  4. Bobo the HoboAugust 12, 2023 at 5:16 AM

    They do say that good helps those who help theirselves.

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