Can't really tell but a Texas rat snake will do that. They are always climbing up the side of the house and door frames around here and they can be real aggressive. They're not poisonous but I've had several bite my boots apparantly just for existing. They will even coil up and shake their tail as if they were a rattlesnake. They only thing they have ever really harmed around here are my eardrums when my wife starts screaming when one gets in the house. They do keep the rats and mice down. Of all the snake types I've seen they are the craziest.
I have a Belgian Malinois. They instinctively do that, and a little training makes them excellent at taking someone down either by ramming them or biting. Mine took out the mailman who luckily dusted himself off and brought the dog a treat the next time. They are friends now. When walking him on the sidewalks of NYC, all the blacks cross over the street and walk on the opposite side.
I had my shepherd/Malinois mix do that to me once. One hundred twenty five pounds. He was running with the girl and not looking where he was going. Took me off my feet and dropped me on my head. I am laying there looking at the blue sky, and he comes up crawling on his tummy. I looked at him and said, "I don't love you no more". He was so contrite, I couldn't hold it against him. He was a very good boy. The good thing is nobody saw.
In certain cultures, which I won't name, braiding hair is a big thing. If you're doing 50 cornrows, it'd get awful tedious, and I can see something like this helping. Particularly if you can have someone less skilled do the final part of the braid, which doesn't have more hair being added, and so is the only part this "handy machine" could actually help with.
At first, it was #3 for the win (what a wipeout; shit his pants, for sure). . . but after 2nd review, it's #5 for the trophy. That trip and wipeout at the end is legend.
#1 Finishing a newly relocated county road with my blade and paddlewheel operators I noticed a paint can standing straight up on a windrow. I always knocked the cap and spray tips off of the empty cans I used before tossing them and thought it was one of mine that made it to the fill, it wasn't, and it unrolled like a can of biscuits when I lined up on it to drive it 340 yards down the fairway with my shovel. My face wasn't as covered as the guy in the gif but I was Pink from the nuts up, just as the afternoon school bus rolled around the corner with 20 little faces pressed to the windows looking at me. I could just hear the driver; "Stay in school boys and girls, or you will end up like THAT guy." Good times. HTR
#3 was one heck of a crash!
ReplyDelete#5, did he get bit? Anyone know what trype of snake that was?
He got popped for sure. Not sure about what kind of snake it was.
DeleteIt's a door snake
DeleteLooks like a black snake- non poisonous.
DeleteCan't really tell but a Texas rat snake will do that. They are always climbing up the side of the house and door frames around here and they can be real aggressive. They're not poisonous but I've had several bite my boots apparantly just for existing. They will even coil up and shake their tail as if they were a rattlesnake. They only thing they have ever really harmed around here are my eardrums when my wife starts screaming when one gets in the house. They do keep the rats and mice down. Of all the snake types I've seen they are the craziest.
DeleteBog, to use the proper Serpente, I'd say it was a Front Door, Door Snake.
DeleteHe was bit.
DeleteThe vid w sound is funny - he just knows he's going to die - screaming I got bit!!
Hard not to laugh & yes, my reaction would have been the same
ch
Love watching peddlebiketards EAT SHIT.
ReplyDelete#6 & 7: Who's a good boy?
ReplyDeleteI have a Belgian Malinois. They instinctively do that, and a little training makes them excellent at taking someone down either by ramming them or biting. Mine took out the mailman who luckily dusted himself off and brought the dog a treat the next time. They are friends now. When walking him on the sidewalks of NYC, all the blacks cross over the street and walk on the opposite side.
DeleteI had my shepherd/Malinois mix do that to me once. One hundred twenty five pounds. He was running with the girl and not looking where he was going. Took me off my feet and dropped me on my head. I am laying there looking at the blue sky, and he comes up crawling on his tummy. I looked at him and said, "I don't love you no more". He was so contrite, I couldn't hold it against him. He was a very good boy. The good thing is nobody saw.
Delete#2: Tasmanian devil?
ReplyDeleteNever let Fido drop acid.
DeleteVery Bad.
I think that might be my ex-wifes spirit animal.
Delete7 - you can't escape Toto.
ReplyDelete#2 We had a schnauzer when I was growing up. Those dogs can be wicked. -sammy
ReplyDelete#3 - Trees are hell.
ReplyDelete#9 - Are you so inept you need a machine to braid hair??
ReplyDeleteIn certain cultures, which I won't name, braiding hair is a big thing. If you're doing 50 cornrows, it'd get awful tedious, and I can see something like this helping. Particularly if you can have someone less skilled do the final part of the braid, which doesn't have more hair being added, and so is the only part this "handy machine" could actually help with.
DeleteJohn G
#10 Why women live longer, again.
ReplyDelete#2 I looked it up because I was curious and the schnauzer is trying to catch the air from a hair dryer being blown on him.
ReplyDelete#9 I need one of those for my goatee.
ReplyDelete#1 I've had many a coworker like that. They do tend to liven up the workplace.
ReplyDelete#2 - So tell me, how was your day?
ReplyDelete#2 Good doggie
ReplyDelete#6 better doggie
#7 best doggie
Kari
At first, it was #3 for the win (what a wipeout; shit his pants, for sure). . . but after 2nd review, it's #5 for the trophy. That trip and wipeout at the end is legend.
ReplyDelete#5 would have scared me more...
Delete#1 Finishing a newly relocated county road with my blade and paddlewheel operators I noticed a paint can standing straight up on a windrow. I always knocked the cap and spray tips off of the empty cans I used before tossing them and thought it was one of mine that made it to the fill, it wasn't, and it unrolled like a can of biscuits when I lined up on it to drive it 340 yards down the fairway with my shovel. My face wasn't as covered as the guy in the gif but I was Pink from the nuts up, just as the afternoon school bus rolled around the corner with 20 little faces pressed to the windows looking at me. I could just hear the driver; "Stay in school boys and girls, or you will end up like THAT guy."
ReplyDeleteGood times.
HTR
#7: "Leave me alone! I dindu nuffin!"
ReplyDelete#10: HAHA dipshit.