re: #10 - I've never done that, but I have been in the next crew on the jobsite, the sacrificial bastards who stipple and sand...that was the roughest job I've ever had, coughing up what's essentially drywall mud, but hey, I really like to eat. Looking back, it would have been much less traumatic to just lay down in the woods and die.
#9 that's me the other way around. Blew the fucker out running my dog at an Agility trial. #13 for canned chili, that's probably the best. Low bar, though.
#2 is a lamprey, a jawless, primitive cartilaginous fish related to hagfish and distantly related to sharks and rays. They attach themselves to fish with their mouths and suck out blood and tissue. They came up the St. Lawrence Seaway into the Great Lakes and nearly destroyed sport fishing until a metabolic poison was developed that killed the fingerlings in the stream beds where they spawn without killing other fish. Truly disgusting animals. Covered with slime, and with a third “eye” in the back of their heads. When I was a grad student I killed thousands of the invasive bastards and cut out their hearts to extract the myoglobin. I’m not a big fan of animal research, but this was a pleasure.
Well, you got it partly correct. The Pacific lamprey is being reintroduced to the PNW because their species a part of the ecosystem that was decimated by ignorance.
14: I originally thought he doesn't know she's pregnant, but after a closer look, I concluded he had to have known cuz they're both dudes and probably shared the same prison cell. -lg
#2 Did a lot of snorkling. Swim near coral and in pockets you would see big assed teeth and a set of eyes staring at you. Big eel's. They latch their tails inside the coral and when something passes they latch on to it. They are anchored tight in the coral with their tail. I always carried an ankle knife just in case.
I can relate to #9. (Except replace the Beetle with a rusted-out Yugo with no shocks, torn upholstery, busted headlamp, burning oil, etc...)
ReplyDeleteCould be the best batch yet.
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Delete#9 Me all the way
ReplyDeleteNot me. If it was, the one on the right would look like it had been hit by a semi.
Delete#2?
ReplyDeleteIt's a Lamprey
Deletere: #10 - I've never done that, but I have been in the next crew on the jobsite, the sacrificial bastards who stipple and sand...that was the roughest job I've ever had, coughing up what's essentially drywall mud, but hey, I really like to eat. Looking back, it would have been much less traumatic to just lay down in the woods and die.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming you meant #10 in the gifdump and not in this post, the meme dump?
Delete#9 that's me the other way around. Blew the fucker out running my dog at an Agility trial.
ReplyDelete#13 for canned chili, that's probably the best. Low bar, though.
What is #2?
ReplyDeleteI saw the can of Wolf Brand and thought "that's blasphemy!" Then I saw "with beans"...
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Delete#2 is a lamprey, a jawless, primitive cartilaginous fish related to hagfish and distantly related to sharks and rays. They attach themselves to fish with their mouths and suck out blood and tissue. They came up the St. Lawrence Seaway into the Great Lakes and nearly destroyed sport fishing until a metabolic poison was developed that killed the fingerlings in the stream beds where they spawn without killing other fish.
ReplyDeleteTruly disgusting animals. Covered with slime, and with a third “eye” in the back of their heads.
When I was a grad student I killed thousands of the invasive bastards and cut out their hearts to extract the myoglobin.
I’m not a big fan of animal research, but this was a pleasure.
Well, you got it partly correct. The Pacific lamprey is being reintroduced to the PNW because their species a part of the ecosystem that was decimated by ignorance.
DeleteYou really, really, REALLY outdid yourself tonight.
ReplyDelete14: I originally thought he doesn't know she's pregnant, but after a closer look, I concluded he had to have known cuz they're both dudes and probably shared the same prison cell.
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#2 Did a lot of snorkling. Swim near coral and in pockets you would see big assed teeth and a set of eyes staring at you. Big eel's. They latch their tails inside the coral and when something passes they latch on to it. They are anchored tight in the coral with their tail. I always carried an ankle knife just in case.
ReplyDeleteNot one comment on #5????????? That is so funny!!!
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