4 won't work where I live. Some of the meter maids around here are surly assholes who have no issue writing multiple tickets for a vehicle, and I can see one checking what's already there and getting all pissy about a "fake ticket."
OTOH sometimes you can talk yourself out of things where I live too. I had a dangerous driving charge voided by a lady magistrate who apparently thought I was cute. Actually rather fortunate. It's always worth talking to such a person because it can save you a fortune in more ways than one.
#7: Accurate.
#9: I had an ex that meant it when she said it. "Leave me alone" meant I could make other plans for a day or two. That was about eight years of on again/off again insanity that I don't miss.
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4 won't work where I live. Some of the meter maids around here are surly assholes who have no issue writing multiple tickets for a vehicle, and I can see one checking what's already there and getting all pissy about a "fake ticket."
ReplyDeleteOTOH sometimes you can talk yourself out of things where I live too. I had a dangerous driving charge voided by a lady magistrate who apparently thought I was cute. Actually rather fortunate. It's always worth talking to such a person because it can save you a fortune in more ways than one.
#7: Accurate.
#9: I had an ex that meant it when she said it. "Leave me alone" meant I could make other plans for a day or two. That was about eight years of on again/off again insanity that I don't miss.