#5 - That's nothing. My siblings and I, being kids of German descent, grew up with a book called Der Struwwelpeter. It's all about fucked up shit that will happen to you if you don't behave. Every kid should be made to read it...
First generation American. Both my German parents came here post war as teenagers in the 50s met and married here.We had that book growing up as well as the real Grimm bros fairy tails. Talk about shit inappropriate for kiddies.
Idiots gluing rocks or skittles to the steering wheel. When the air bag deploys, it will turn into a claymore and embeds those little gems into your face for the paramedic to pick out.
#3 - ? ? ?
ReplyDeleteHeck, I'm not even a Stoner and I get it.
DeleteI had to sit and look at number 1 for a minute.
ReplyDeleteI do not understand #2. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLuna's a popular pet name with the snowflakes.
DeleteThank you!
DeleteThanks, I saw the red flags but still didn’t figure it out.
Delete#5 - That's nothing. My siblings and I, being kids of German descent, grew up with a book called Der Struwwelpeter. It's all about fucked up shit that will happen to you if you don't behave. Every kid should be made to read it...
ReplyDelete#8 - It looks like I sharted on his head.
First generation American. Both my German parents came here post war as teenagers in the 50s met and married here.We had that book growing up as well as the real Grimm bros fairy tails. Talk about shit inappropriate for kiddies.
Delete@#7 Only two weeks?
ReplyDelete#1 Isn't that basically a fucking rainbow claymore? SMH
ReplyDeleteYes, airbag will embed all those nice decorations when it goes off.
DeleteUs old fucks know that #17 is true. If you have one, you know. They're in for the long haul.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
Maybe it's my eyesight, but there are more and more of these I can't get.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is #1 about?
i don't either
DeleteIdiots gluing rocks or skittles to the steering wheel. When the air bag deploys, it will turn into a claymore and embeds those little gems into your face for the paramedic to pick out.
Delete16) Went to the bar where my boss was to cop after calling in sick. Told him I had a miraculous recovery. He was as bad as the rest of us.
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