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Tuesday, September 05, 2023

Tuesday's gifs

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  1. #7: Yup, and be especially aware of your surroundings at the ATM as you withdraw cash. I also have my doors locked as I pull up.

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  2. #7 Need to park closer to the take-out window. Or be ready to open your door at the last second and impale the bastard.

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    1. Now that would be fun to see. A balls and forehead smash into the side of the door.

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    2. Staged. Clerks at a drive-up window do not hand you a bag before you’ve paid for the meal. She is barely looking for money while the guys starts passing the bag.

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  3. #1: Stupid is as stupid does. #7: That's a new crime wrinkle.

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    1. #7 was different, had to time that one just right...

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    2. I wanna know if he shouted "Robble, Robble!" as he ran past like the Hamburglar used to do.

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    3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
      As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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  4. What is the dog fighting with in #2?

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    1. And the woodchuck was screaming, “Come at me, Bro!”

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    2. I asked google
      >>Woodchuck and groundhog are simply two different names for the same animal. Both terms have been used in English since the 1600s. Preferences around the terms varies by region. In many places, the terms are used interchangeably, but groundhog is increasingly more common.<<

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    3. Wait until you hear about rockchucks.

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    4. My last post went in the wrong place. However, I've called them woodchucks since the fifties. Sure heard ground hogs before but everyone I knew in a huge Dairy area called em woodchucks.

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    5. Yellow bellied marmot, that looks like above timberline.

      Todd in Denver

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    6. Growing up in the mountains of PA I saw a groundhog totally jack up 2 good hunting dogs.

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  5. #1 - Did the door hit a car? They are going to be picking up the debris for a couple hours I'm guessing.

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  6. I've seen a few videos of tannerite gone wrong. The worst I've seen was the guy that had some under a running lawnmower and when it went off the blade came out and severed his leg.

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    1. Gotta be 3% smarter than the tool you're using....

      And when he tried to sue they told him he didn't have a leg to stand on?

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  7. #9 Looked like he intended to do that. Why?

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    1. Pretty sure he was just reacting too slowly. You might be right though, it could have been staged for clicks.

      John G.

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    2. Staged for clicks is one possibility. Another is just letting the intrusive thoughts win. What, nobody else has those thoughts? Just me? Okay, never mind. But you have to admit, he got some air going off that sidewalk.

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  8. #5: Bet she can't do that swinging from her tits.

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  9. If #1 is not FPS Russia, he did something exactly like that.

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  10. #1 was lucky.
    #4 is going to hurt
    #8 looks like they are going to be waiting awhile...

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  11. Damn! How much tannerite did he have in there?

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  12. #3 - I never rode a motorcycle, trail bike or any other motorized wheeled vehicles without sturdy footware and long pants. Rarely ever rode without a jacket, too. So many of these two wheel failures depict riders in flip-flops and shorts. Just asking for nasty road rash.

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  13. #9 - Evel Knieval's cousin?

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  14. #4 should get that guy’s skateboard inserted up his ass. That looked like it was done on purpose.
    Did you ever notice in the motorcycle and scooter gifs that nobody seems to know how to use the brakes?
    JFM

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  15. # 10- ever cut the forks off of an old bike and hammer them over the forks of your bike to make it a chopper. yea, fun while it lasted. if you didn't, your not old enough.

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    1. I'm 58. Dad was a mechanic, & could weld. Worked great!
      --Tennessee Budd

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    2. You guys were the Kool Kids. I had a fucking Opie Taylor bike.

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    3. My first bike had a banana seat and chopper handlebars. The ‘70s were a great time to be a kid.

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    4. orange crate with a collapsed front spring from using picnic tables for jumps. 72 i think

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  16. #3 & #9 Why do they all have motorized bikes when every gif in the world shows they don't know how to ride them????
    Kari

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  17. #8 - Turn around, it's going to be a long time before that mess is cleaned up.

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  18. #7: I'm always parked as close as I cat get to the window, so the mirror's almost scraping the wall. And no way in hell I'm ever digging through my wallet with the window down either.

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