#4 - Other than an intruder, what would you shoot with a 12ga hollow point? #6 - Why is the trapdoor open? That defeats the entire purpose. #9 - my, we're quite far from the 70's aren't we... #12 - its not that bad, but we still spent a record amount at the grocery store on sunday, without buying any alcohol.... #19 - no duh! #20 - Weird Al has put on some weight.
> #9 - my, we're quite far from the 70's aren't we...
'90s, not '70's. If you're going to dis the Cowboys at least get your facts straight. Superbowl wins in '93, '94, and '96. They only won two in the 70's. '72 and '78.
Yeah, they've sucked hind teat since. Don't remind me. ;-)
Some places only allow deer hunting with shot guns. Back when i hunted I used a rifled slug barrel and hollow point remington copper sabots. They were accurate and with good shot placement that deer would lay right down.
#4 .. reminds me of Clint Smith wisdom .. paraphrasing .. pistols put holes into people, rifles put holes through people, shotguns remove chunks of people you pickup with a shovel.
14) I also recommend a criminal background check, a full psychiatric and physical exam, dental records, school transcripts, credit report, personal references from people who have known you for 10 years, employee performance appraisals, and interviews with any ex partners.
#20 Is that Fusilli or Rotini?
ReplyDeleteThat's a man, baby!
DeleteYep.
DeleteIt’s a wigger with a brass chain and a top it knitted itself.
DeleteDude!
DeleteIt looks like Chevy Chase in a costume from a scene that didn’t make it into the Final Cut of Fletch.
DeleteI didn't realize that any scene didn't make the final cut of Fletch, lol.
DeleteIt's Coal Burneroni.
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19) That one is groovy.
ReplyDeleteAfter watching John Wick, I think I would prefer steel slugs over hollow points.
ReplyDeleteOr alternate shells when loading and use the appropriate choke.
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#18 It's a beer for me.
ReplyDelete#19 Far out...man
ReplyDelete#20 I thought Rachel Dolezal was Dollar Store Rachel Dolezal.
ReplyDelete#4 - Other than an intruder, what would you shoot with a 12ga hollow point?
ReplyDelete#6 - Why is the trapdoor open? That defeats the entire purpose.
#9 - my, we're quite far from the 70's aren't we...
#12 - its not that bad, but we still spent a record amount at the grocery store on sunday, without buying any alcohol....
#19 - no duh!
#20 - Weird Al has put on some weight.
excellent as always.
> #9 - my, we're quite far from the 70's aren't we...
Delete'90s, not '70's. If you're going to dis the Cowboys at least get your facts straight. Superbowl wins in '93, '94, and '96. They only won two in the 70's. '72 and '78.
Yeah, they've sucked hind teat since. Don't remind me. ;-)
Some places only allow deer hunting with shot guns. Back when i hunted I used a rifled slug barrel and hollow point remington copper sabots. They were accurate and with good shot placement that deer would lay right down.
DeleteI had a .56 caliber bullet mold. Two pumpkin balls in a 20ga magnum shell. Real buckshot. Got a few critters, but never a deer with them.
DeleteI liked these, thanks
ReplyDelete#4 .. reminds me of Clint Smith wisdom .. paraphrasing .. pistols put holes into people, rifles put holes through people, shotguns remove chunks of people you pickup with a shovel.
ReplyDeleteHorace in sudden impact, you have to strain the remains for finger prints.
Delete#20 for the win!
ReplyDelete14) I also recommend a criminal background check, a full psychiatric and physical exam, dental records, school transcripts, credit report, personal references from people who have known you for 10 years, employee performance appraisals, and interviews with any ex partners.
ReplyDeleteYou left out in-bed field testing.
Delete19) I asked my boss- who was younger than me- if the eagle shits and he didn't know what I was talking about.
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