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Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Keeping you amused with memes

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  1. 15) One time in some leadership training class I was sent to I took some personality test and the results said I had a "low felt need for inclusion". F%#k em.

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  2. #1 - has her panties OVER the garter belt.... Ready for action. Good girl!

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    1. Abso-f&ckin'-lutely. Tried to tell first wife that was the preferred way to wear them. Notice that was "first wife". Then I met someone that didn't need instructions in that area.

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    2. She reminds me of Marcie in Married with Children. Not judging though.

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    3. Marcie's ok, but I was thinking Seka.
      -lg

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    4. Always thought Marcie was sexy. Think I read some where she was a rug muncher. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was probably looking for nudes of her on the internet and came across that gem.

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    5. Panties on top also makes it easier for her to drop a deuce. But, that's a sexy get up for 75

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  3. These made me smile, laugh an think what the hell for that I say thank you

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  4. #10 - Yup. Been there, bud. We really need to get rid of the IRS. They were supposedly a temporary measure to fund the war. WWII, that is. Now they exist mostly as a method for our federal overlords to keep track of us and everything we do.

    JohnG

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  5. #1 sums up my adolescence.

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  6. The best part of an out-of-control wild hog population is that you can shoot them with nearly anything, pistols, rifles, and drum-fed machine guns, from the back of a moving vehicle.

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    1. how about belt-fed? I'd be up for that.

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    2. Even from a helicopter.

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    3. The worst part of an out of control wild hog population is that a huge number of "enterprising" assholes are now using them as an income source ('guided hunts' over feeders on private unfenced land) guaranteeing there will always be a large and healthy seed population.

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    4. I was going to stay out of it but if wild hogs were a problem landowners would pay people to hunt them instead of charging high fees. Follow the money.

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    5. R. Douglas and Mikey - 110% - I'm in Texas and I've looked several times over the years for opportunities to hunt wild hogs, every single time it's some landowner charging extreme high prices. Guided hunts are the worst. There's very little public land so hunting private land is the only real option, but only if you're rich. Apparently there's enough stupid doctors and lawyers out there willing to pay, so us regular people get our pork from the grocery store.

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    6. I know at least 3 ranchers that have fairly large acreages and out-of-control hog populations and have encouraged me to come hunt them, anytime, free of charge. You have to look in the right places and it helps to network. People trying to make a buck off it is not a good place to start looking for opportunities to hunt for free.

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  7. #11 Reminds me of an old RANGERUP! video
    https://youtu.be/9U8sINRUDC8?t=273

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  8. #3. My son's like that. He didn't get it from me or my wife.

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  9. #8: Cassandra Peterson is a natural redhead. Yowza.

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  10. Thank you for not including a current picture of Elvira in #8

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  11. That doctor in #5 must have gone to public school in Baltimore, based on his use of English.

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    1. Bad grammar abounds on the internet. 16 for instance. It's T-H-E FUCKING I-R. Simple as shit. If you stop picking your nose for 2 minutes in third grad you would have learned that and it sticks all your life.
      Daryl

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  12. #4 is correct for the wrong reason. If you will let him answer the first question, you probably won't even need the second one.

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  13. oh Elvira !! man, did/do i have the hots for her. i'm thinking she said she came out just so guys would leave her alone.

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    1. I've said it before, I'll say it again. The Class of '51 (year of birth) was one that will never be repeated, in class, individuality and intelligence.

      Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)
      Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman)
      Kristine Hanson (Sacto weather babe and Playmate of the month, September '74)
      Kurt Russel
      Rush Limbaugh
      ME!

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    2. you had me until ME

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  14. Sears had stock in kleenex

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  15. 4- either that or you ask too many fucking questions

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  16. #19 - They didn't try to kill us, they just didn't see the need to force us to wear helmets, and knee and elbow pads before letting us play in a foam rubber playground. We grew up tougher because of it. For example: https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Children-in-1900-on-iron-pole-playground-equipment-at-Trinity-Play-Park-Dallas-750x528.jpg

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    1. Nah, they spent their best years in mud and snow killing krauts, japs, koreans and vc. They figured they got through that shit, then you kids are on your own.
      -lg

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  17. #15: I think I was 22 when I realized that I DO NOT want to be included in stuff.

    #20: Pythons, killer bees, murder hornets, "refugees"

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  18. #4 she didn't read the entire text, the 2nd answer was there and/or she couldn't figure out the 1st answer and went on a rage and never made it to the 2nd answer....

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  19. #1- Ah,. I remember the 70's. When the nipples roamed wild and free and we strained our eyes looking at these catalogs, wondering if we could REALLY see bush through those panties. And Saddleback Jeans. Who remembers those?

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    1. I remember Chic jeans, back then girls wore em tight and with no back pocket the rumps were firm and in full view.. Saddleback I don't remember
      JD

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  20. #4 You may ask a question. It does not mean I will answer it. Or do you think of your question is an order?

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  21. #8 Believe it or not, the girl on the left is what she actually looks like w/o the wig & make up. #10 dude must work at Walmart...they DO NOT like when you take any sick days!

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