#20 How many boyfriends has Swift had, but it's always their fault when she breaks up with them?
Have you seen the pictures of the clothes Kelce has been wearing? Guaranteed they're from Swift. She's trying to make him look like a fool until she dumps him. When you look up the definition of toxic, there's a picture of Swift in the margin.
The reason this relationship is getting so much press is because the National Felons League is still trying to come back from Kaperdink's sabotage.
Look at the bright side Nemo. Mr. Kelce dumps her for Britany Spears, Taylor then realizes she inherited genital herpes from her Kansas City Chief stud and swallows the business of a Glock. Then after the MSM makes a documentary out of it and the Swifties tire of weeping & mourning we can get back to normal.
#19 - I bought my girlfriend a massage table. I'm not a professional masseur, but I am proficient and I don't cost $140/hour. Over the last two years, the table has more than paid for itself*. My next goal is to get our cute bartender on that table.
* - And I can do things for her that she can't legally get at Massage Envy...
I do not understand what the first picture is about. Something wrong with Paris or something wrong with her husband. Did not even know she got married. Why would any one want to marry her? Heltau
18: When I was 8 or 9 I was diagnosed as allergic to our dog. The doctor said something to my parents along the lines of "you'll have to get rid of the dog or this will never go away" while I was in the room and apparently I said "No, we won't do that" and that was the end of it.
1. Spawn of Stewie
ReplyDelete20. Also spawn of Stewie
DeleteLeave Paris alone! Hehehe.
ReplyDelete#20. Amen!
ReplyDelete#20 How many boyfriends has Swift had, but it's always their fault when she breaks up with them?
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the pictures of the clothes Kelce has been wearing? Guaranteed they're from Swift. She's trying to make him look like a fool until she dumps him. When you look up the definition of toxic, there's a picture of Swift in the margin.
The reason this relationship is getting so much press is because the National Felons League is still trying to come back from Kaperdink's sabotage.
It's always about the money.
Nemo
Look at the bright side Nemo. Mr. Kelce dumps her for Britany Spears, Taylor then realizes she inherited genital herpes from her Kansas City Chief stud and swallows the business of a Glock. Then after the MSM makes a documentary out of it and the Swifties tire of weeping & mourning we can get back to normal.
Delete#20 Cunt!
ReplyDeleteSome damn funny ones here
ReplyDelete#3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQaLic5SE_I -sammy
ReplyDelete#1 A the kids head that big talk about take it to the limit.
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ReplyDeleteDon't forget Ja'Quavious, Martavious, and LaTonza.
Damn, you beat me to it. I think most of their Amish parents are employed by companies that name drugs e.g. Loquacious, Zembrel, etc.
Delete#1 Stool softener not used to pass this one and it shows.
ReplyDelete#1 I’ll bet there was a loud ‘pop’ when that head finally came out.
ReplyDeleteGiven her past, it was likely a LOT quieter than you would think.
Deletethat would imply a 'tightness' somewhere.
Delete#5: Been there, done that.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you really understand. I'm having a stroke.
On a gurney 15 seconds later. And a bill for $32,000 two days later.
#12: Twin Peaks vintage Madchen Amick. Yum.
ReplyDelete#1 c-section 100%
ReplyDeleteFinally got #1. Only hole tight enough. Ha ha
ReplyDelete#19 - I bought my girlfriend a massage table. I'm not a professional masseur, but I am proficient and I don't cost $140/hour. Over the last two years, the table has more than paid for itself*. My next goal is to get our cute bartender on that table.
ReplyDelete* - And I can do things for her that she can't legally get at Massage Envy...
I had no idea Paris Hilton's head was so small.
ReplyDeleteI do not understand what the first picture is about. Something wrong with Paris or something wrong with her husband. Did not even know she got married. Why would any one want to marry her?
ReplyDeleteHeltau
#11 - that's called see a doctor. I had this & it was CANCER. Caught in time, surgery, etc. But damn. I'd have been dead in 6 months.
ReplyDelete18: When I was 8 or 9 I was diagnosed as allergic to our dog. The doctor said something to my parents along the lines of "you'll have to get rid of the dog or this will never go away" while I was in the room and apparently I said "No, we won't do that" and that was the end of it.
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