#12: If anybody you run into has a positive opinion of PETA, be sure to remind that person that PETA runs animal shelters with a 96% kill rate because they honestly believe than pets are better off dead than living happy lives with families. PETA is evil to the core.
#20: Or when I'm going into a restaurant to pick up food I ordered specifically because I don't want to tip anybody.
PETA moved into new HQ in Norfolk, VA in the mid-90s. Decided to eff with the locals during 1st day of Striper season. Were runt off under a bombardment of 16 oz cannonball sinkers. Then the boys cleaned their catch, all 50 of them, in the cockpit of SS PETA at the Waterside dock. They never messed around with the locals after.
#20....oh man don't get me started!!! What's with the tip thingy showing up on the cash register screen EVEN BEFORE MY FOOD IS GIVEN TO ME?!?!?!??! Sorry for the shouting but shoot.....the staff hasn't even done anything and they already have their hand out.
I spent $40 or $50 on a good Wahl clipper a decade ago. I buzz my hair out a 1/2 inch every 1.5 to 2 months, depending on how fashionable I want to be. My wife spends a minute or two cleaning up the area around my ears. She is happy; I am not spending a bunch of money on a lost cause.
#17 I've printed all sorts of things on my 3D printer, but never something like that.
my nieces love to come up with things for me to print. next thing on the list is a hotwheels-sized jurassic park doorway, to go along with all the dinosaurs I've printed for them, so they can "drive" a jurassic park jeep onto the island.
after that it's a ramp, so they can jump the T-Rex. it keeps them happy.
#12: If anybody you run into has a positive opinion of PETA, be sure to remind that person that PETA runs animal shelters with a 96% kill rate because they honestly believe than pets are better off dead than living happy lives with families. PETA is evil to the core.
ReplyDelete#20: Or when I'm going into a restaurant to pick up food I ordered specifically because I don't want to tip anybody.
PETA moved into new HQ in Norfolk, VA in the mid-90s. Decided to eff with the locals during 1st day of Striper season. Were runt off under a bombardment of 16 oz cannonball sinkers. Then the boys cleaned their catch, all 50 of them, in the cockpit of SS PETA at the Waterside dock. They never messed around with the locals after.
Delete#3: The same when hanging out with your meth friends.
ReplyDelete#20....oh man don't get me started!!! What's with the tip thingy showing up on the cash register screen EVEN BEFORE MY FOOD IS GIVEN TO ME?!?!?!??!
ReplyDeleteSorry for the shouting but shoot.....the staff hasn't even done anything and they already have their hand out.
I was at Applebees the other day. It didn't start at 15%. It was 18%, 22% and 25%. Fuck that.
ReplyDeleteI have seen the 15%, 18%, and 22% percentages with the amounts that were 25%, 29%, and 34%.
DeleteGood ones, I liked
ReplyDelete#5 that is an undisputed fact. All the time. Every time.
ReplyDelete#20 Its getting ridiculous with these ipad suggested tips. At Great Clips for my every 3 month haircut, tips started at $7 for a $18 cut.
ReplyDeleteI spent $40 or $50 on a good Wahl clipper a decade ago. I buzz my hair out a 1/2 inch every 1.5 to 2 months, depending on how fashionable I want to be. My wife spends a minute or two cleaning up the area around my ears. She is happy; I am not spending a bunch of money on a lost cause.
Delete#14: To keep their headphones in place.
ReplyDelete14) And why do doctors examine a prisoner before the electric chair?
ReplyDeleteWhy does the executioner wipe the site for lethal injection with a disinfectant before applying the needle??
Delete#17 I've printed all sorts of things on my 3D printer, but never something like that.
ReplyDeletemy nieces love to come up with things for me to print. next thing on the list is a hotwheels-sized jurassic park doorway, to go along with all the dinosaurs I've printed for them, so they can "drive" a jurassic park jeep onto the island.
after that it's a ramp, so they can jump the T-Rex. it keeps them happy.
#20. I got presented with the tip option for the staff ringing up a bag of coffee I'd brought to the counter from the display.
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