Back in the early 80's I have an early 60's model F100, bone stock. A friend had a new 4x4, all jacked up, big lift kit and giant tires. You can damn near walk under it without ducking. We're out the middle of nowhere, drunk, riding thru fields, doing donuts in the dirt, that sort of thing all drunk teenagers with trucks do. He gets up a little speed and runs off a terrace getting airborne. As he lands the weight and momentum of the big tires overwhelm the drivetrain - u-joints shatter and driveshafts twist off. I end up towing him the 2 hrs back to town on an old farm to market road. We tie off my rear bumper to his front bumper, his front bumper being higher that the top of my tailgate. As we're rolling down the road at 50 mph, he'd tap his brakes and the entire rear of my truck would come off the ground. We'd swerve, laugh, I'd hit the gas again to keep him from ramming me, and then he'd hit the brakes again. Of course we were all drunker than Cooter Brown, it's a miracle we're all still alive.
#3 got to hand it to him, he did get her out the door without a fuss. and what is with #6 ? is the girl nuts? just doesn't look right at all. dave in pa.
I saw a 3/4 ton GMC with a 6" lift hit a rail road crossing that caused it to go air born. It bounced a couple of times when it landed. It was crabbing to the right with the left front tire rubbing the fender as the suspension had almost completely folded.
#3 Mexicans are like that....
ReplyDelete"Buh Bye Puta !"
DeleteTranny being uninvited?
Delete#6 What, did she stick her lips in a vacuum cleaner?
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Warner Bro's cartoon caricature of Lauren Bacall as a duck.
DeleteBargain lip-filler plastic surgery. Hopefully some of that is swelling that will go away.
DeleteI bet she could really satisfy you though.
DeleteIt's a filter
DeleteThat's what I figured it was too, Annie C.
Delete#10 Adapt, Improvise, Overcome.....
ReplyDeleteDead battery?
Delete#1 is a mystery.
ReplyDelete#9 is a cutie with those pink crocs.
#8 reminds me of WWII fighter aircraft would fly with a bit more of rudder trim so to fool attacking enemy aircraft.
ReplyDelete#2 I just could not and would not do that to my truck.
ReplyDeleteFront end alignment at a minimum.
DeleteOkay, that's ONE good excuse for four-wheel drive.
DeleteBack in the early 80's I have an early 60's model F100, bone stock. A friend had a new 4x4, all jacked up, big lift kit and giant tires. You can damn near walk under it without ducking. We're out the middle of nowhere, drunk, riding thru fields, doing donuts in the dirt, that sort of thing all drunk teenagers with trucks do. He gets up a little speed and runs off a terrace getting airborne. As he lands the weight and momentum of the big tires overwhelm the drivetrain - u-joints shatter and driveshafts twist off. I end up towing him the 2 hrs back to town on an old farm to market road. We tie off my rear bumper to his front bumper, his front bumper being higher that the top of my tailgate. As we're rolling down the road at 50 mph, he'd tap his brakes and the entire rear of my truck would come off the ground. We'd swerve, laugh, I'd hit the gas again to keep him from ramming me, and then he'd hit the brakes again. Of course we were all drunker than Cooter Brown, it's a miracle we're all still alive.
Delete#1 - apes in the wild do it better.
ReplyDelete#6 what a waste. she was cute to begin with. Plain-jane girl next door sure but still cute. After she looks like the Joker from Tim Burton's Batman.
ReplyDeleteLip tatoo, permanent make up. The swelling will subside.
Delete#1 He doesn't seem to be making it go any faster
ReplyDelete#3 Doubt HE gets laid tonight
#8 And not a bit of ice in sight
#10 Ya gottta work with what ya got
#3 got to hand it to him, he did get her out the door without a fuss.
ReplyDeleteand what is with #6 ? is the girl nuts? just doesn't look right at all. dave in pa.
#8. Needs an alignment.
ReplyDeleteRear axle mount shifted or just plain broken on one side.
DeleteI saw a 3/4 ton GMC with a 6" lift hit a rail road crossing that caused it to go air born. It bounced a couple of times when it landed. It was crabbing to the right with the left front tire rubbing the fender as the suspension had almost completely folded.
Delete#8 had hit a lot of curbs during right turns. The right end of his axle has been pushed back on the leaf spring.
ReplyDelete8 4 wheel steering? Busted shackle? Latest dumb fuckers craze?
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Broken center bolt on the rear leaf springs ?
Delete#2--Can visualize someone in the background going 'easy, easy... ah fuck it.'
ReplyDelete#3--Brilliant move.
#5--Good on him.
#10--Is the battery dead?
Midwest Chick
#7 How to make every dish dirty. That water is filthy.
DeleteNo that's clean water -- it's how it comes out of the tap. #India
Delete#1 The left trolley of a trolleybus got stuck - the second one on the right is already down.
ReplyDeleteTrolleybusses in Russia do not seem to be equipped with emergency power generators or battery packs.
#8 - King Crab Ranch package
ReplyDeleteThanks for these
ReplyDeleteWhat’s with #1? Arcweld to the cable?
ReplyDeleteref number one: my guess is an electrocution-in-waiting.
ReplyDeleteI was really hoping to see #1 get lit up
ReplyDeleteBackwoods Okie
#6 went from girl next door to the cover of, “Waiting For Columbus”.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much #5 wins in bets doing that.
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