While carefully watching my grandson while grandma was taking a nap, I noticed he had torn off his diaper and was finger painting with his own, well, stuff. I learned that toddlers like to remove their diapers and walk around naked. Also that finger painting is part of growing.
Oh yeah, grandma woke up in time to catch me frantically looking for the diaper, trying to clean up the painting, and keeping the baby from finger painting on the wall. All was not well for a while.
#4 reminds me of a class trip in the seventh grade. It was an all day trip where everybody took a sack lunch and the school provided cans of shasta for everybody. My friend got a cream soda, but didn't drink it at lunch. He sat next to me on the bus shaking the can the entire trip back, which was a one hour drive. By the time we arrived at the school, the top and bottom of the can were bulging so much that they were extended well beyond the seams. When we got off of the bus, he sat the can down on the pavement and pulled the tab. The soda spewed a fountain higher than the bus, and when it stopped he picked up the can and found that it only had a few drops of soda left in it.
#2 was great! I don't care if it was badly edited... #6 - Mr. Jinks. I hate Meeses to Pieces! #7 reminds of the African dancers with their legs bouncing all over the place. #10 is one argument for very late-term abortion.
#2: If you've never worked with a guy like that, consider yourself lucky. #4: Now you know. I learned this lesson at a young age. #9: Fat kids ruin everything. #10: You just know that somewhere there's a woke young white liberal crying about racism over this.
#4 Lucky that soda was a clear diet 7up. Much easier to clean. Eadier than #10
ReplyDeleteEadier?
DeleteThat's French for "easier".
Delete#2 That asshole needs to be beaten within an inch of his life.....
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Maybe she deserves it.
DeleteThat's the trouble with video clips. No context, no back story. You only get one side of the story.
Delete# 2 excelent!
DeleteAzzhole with combover needs to be beaten with that broom. Hate working with jackasses like that.
DeleteHaving the opportunity to do some subtle little thing to fuck up someone you hate and taking full advantage of it is one of life's greatest pleasures.
Delete#3 Only in India....
ReplyDeleteOK, just burn the whole place down.
ReplyDelete#7: Bet the wheel was manufactured incorrectly.
ReplyDeleteNo. The shock absorber/strut assembly is blown
DeleteThrew a wheel weight. Been there, done that.
Delete#1 Come on get up slacker. We have places to go.
ReplyDelete#7 Drive to the beat.
#3 Had to do a double take. Thought the guy was riding with his arms up.
That punk in #5 needs to clean that mess up with his tongue.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know the context of #5?
ReplyDeleteWhile carefully watching my grandson while grandma was taking a nap, I noticed he had torn off his diaper and was finger painting with his own, well, stuff. I learned that toddlers like to remove their diapers and walk around naked. Also that finger painting is part of growing.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, grandma woke up in time to catch me frantically looking for the diaper, trying to clean up the painting, and keeping the baby from finger painting on the wall. All was not well for a while.
#10 Easier to have a new one.
ReplyDeleteThat kid in No. 10 has just blown his chance of ever becoming the President (unless he's running as a Democrat).
ReplyDelete#6 They should've just soaked it with gas and let er rip. sammy
ReplyDeleteThese made me laugh and feel good
ReplyDelete#4 reminds me of a class trip in the seventh grade. It was an all day trip where everybody took a sack lunch and the school provided cans of shasta for everybody. My friend got a cream soda, but didn't drink it at lunch. He sat next to me on the bus shaking the can the entire trip back, which was a one hour drive. By the time we arrived at the school, the top and bottom of the can were bulging so much that they were extended well beyond the seams. When we got off of the bus, he sat the can down on the pavement and pulled the tab. The soda spewed a fountain higher than the bus, and when it stopped he picked up the can and found that it only had a few drops of soda left in it.
ReplyDelete#1 she's lucky her dog didn''t hump her face while she was down.
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#3 - Nothing rides like a Deer.
ReplyDelete#5 - Napoleon Dynamite busts a cap.
#10 - Blackface? This is going on your permanent record, kid.
#7 Lost a wheel balancing weight.
ReplyDelete#2 was great! I don't care if it was badly edited...
ReplyDelete#6 - Mr. Jinks. I hate Meeses to Pieces!
#7 reminds of the African dancers with their legs bouncing all over the place.
#10 is one argument for very late-term abortion.
#1 When ever I see a women walking a dog that looks potentially dangerous. I give a wide berth and my hand is on the equalizer.
ReplyDelete#2: If you've never worked with a guy like that, consider yourself lucky.
ReplyDelete#4: Now you know. I learned this lesson at a young age.
#9: Fat kids ruin everything.
#10: You just know that somewhere there's a woke young white liberal crying about racism over this.