#20. She takes the garbage out when it is barely 1 quarter full, that is why I bought stock in the company. Between the stock dividends and BJ's coupons we almost break even. When she visits her mother for a week, I turn a profit.
After my wife went through menopause she no longer enjoyed intercourse and she would rather she give me a BJ. I try not to let on how happy I am with it.
Likewise.. Shaved it off the first time because a girlfriend asked me to. Shaved it off the second time because I was told it would be easier to get a job. I've had the current one for 36 years and plan on dying with it.
#2 - I haven't shaved my face clean since high school graduation day. Wife has no idea what I look like beneath my wooly facial fur. I don't recall, either.
#12: About 25 years ago one of the accountants where I worked got fired over a joke he told. It wasn't anything that bad (or I'd probably remember it) but some really cute but stuck up young lady at the next desk took offense. She was driven to quit a couple of months later because the entire department straight up shunned her after that.
Number 20 has never happened. Never. Not ever.
ReplyDeleteNeither has #19, but here we are.
Delete#20. Happens often at my house.
ReplyDelete#20. She takes the garbage out when it is barely 1 quarter full, that is why I bought stock in the company. Between the stock dividends and BJ's coupons we almost break even. When she visits her mother for a week, I turn a profit.
ReplyDeleteYou get BJ coupons?
DeleteAfter my wife went through menopause she no longer enjoyed intercourse and she would rather she give me a BJ. I try not to let on how happy I am with it.
Delete#16 Ever seen the end of Better Call Saul?
ReplyDelete#2: I have shaved off my beard twice in my adult life, and grown it right back both times.
ReplyDeleteLikewise.. Shaved it off the first time because a girlfriend asked me to. Shaved it off the second time because I was told it would be easier to get a job. I've had the current one for 36 years and plan on dying with it.
DeleteI do the seasonal thing ... shave it in spring when it gets warm, and stop shaving when the first hard frost hits. Comfort over appearance.
DeleteSame here. It starts growing in about mid-October and gets shaved off about mid-March.
Delete#2 LOL Okay, so there is A liberal who can meme....
ReplyDelete#2 - I haven't shaved my face clean since high school graduation day. Wife has no idea what I look like beneath my wooly facial fur. I don't recall, either.
ReplyDelete#12: About 25 years ago one of the accountants where I worked got fired over a joke he told. It wasn't anything that bad (or I'd probably remember it) but some really cute but stuck up young lady at the next desk took offense. She was driven to quit a couple of months later because the entire department straight up shunned her after that.
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