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Monday, November 27, 2023

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

In a lewd feat of multitasking, an ex-con was arrested for indecent exposure after he was spotted masturbating while riding a bicycle, police report.

10 comments:

  1. I didn't know that could even be done...

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    1. See, you can learn a lot on this blog.

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    2. that is because most people don't think like that. I mean who in their "right" mind even thinks of doing some shit like that ?? dave in pa.

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    3. Of course it could if the bike had training wheels. I don't know that from personal experience, so I checked with Chatbot.

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  2. Was he also chewing gum at the time?

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    1. Chewing gum and switching hands with each pedal stroke as well.

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  3. Hell, I was impressed when I found out Pistol Pete dribbled a basketball while ridin' a bike. This guy's got him beat, so to speak.

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  4. Speaking of ...

    https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1728416888534007853?s=42&t=MMLyjD0s2gMs2Vdth81ZJw

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