#5 I'd just everyone that that's how the kids caught them. The older boys just don't swim as fast as the baby. His mama ate a lot of sushi while breastfeeding him.
When I was bouncing at a night club a couple of years ago, when I was 56-57, the younger girls use to constantly grab my ass and run up to grind on me. The younger bouncers would look at me and say "What the hell? Why won't they ever do that to me?" I'd just look at them with a straight face and say "Daddy issues". Or maybe it WAS the bacon grease.
I used to be a bouncer. Now that I am approaching 60, I couldn't be one again: Dude, you are a fucking pussy now, how bad are you when you are drunk? Listen lady, you aren't drunk enough to be acting like a whore already - at least wet your pants or put lipstick on the side of your face first. Come on in, but don't order any of those faggot drinks and then complain to me how "those beoches won't look at me." What a nice couple - it looks like you both like it in the ass.
I used to think that while they walked in - I would likely tell them now.
#5 - Once he gets to school, he'll be eating paste (that's school glue to you youngsters). #9 is so true. Then you have female bartenders... I've fallen in love with so many over the years. Few gave a a shit about me. All they did was their job.
I also season my cast iron with bacon grease , but when girls my granddaughters' age look at me like that it kinda freaks me out .
ReplyDeleteYou have to push past those feelings. Embrace the dark side.
Delete#5 I'd just everyone that that's how the kids caught them. The older boys just don't swim as fast as the baby. His mama ate a lot of sushi while breastfeeding him.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was bouncing at a night club a couple of years ago, when I was 56-57, the younger girls use to constantly grab my ass and run up to grind on me. The younger bouncers would look at me and say "What the hell? Why won't they ever do that to me?"
ReplyDeleteI'd just look at them with a straight face and say "Daddy issues".
Or maybe it WAS the bacon grease.
Something about that post makes me want to puke...
DeleteProbably jealosy.
DeleteI used to be a bouncer. Now that I am approaching 60, I couldn't be one again:
DeleteDude, you are a fucking pussy now, how bad are you when you are drunk?
Listen lady, you aren't drunk enough to be acting like a whore already - at least wet your pants or put lipstick on the side of your face first.
Come on in, but don't order any of those faggot drinks and then complain to me how "those beoches won't look at me."
What a nice couple - it looks like you both like it in the ass.
I used to think that while they walked in - I would likely tell them now.
#2: The first worst reason requires a round hole. Square ones result in back splash
ReplyDeleteAh, the voice of experience. Thank you, Yoda.
Deletere:# 4 Everyone knows Oklahoma is a suburb of DFW
ReplyDeleteIt is pretty darn close. Dallas is running over mckinney and on its way to lake texoma.
Delete'Suburb' is a strange way to spell 'ghetto.'
DeleteBacon Grease works well as lube also.
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#5 - Once he gets to school, he'll be eating paste (that's school glue to you youngsters).
ReplyDelete#9 is so true. Then you have female bartenders... I've fallen in love with so many over the years. Few gave a a shit about me. All they did was their job.
#13 It's a trap.
ReplyDelete#2 why do you spam at camp????why didn't you just drink from the bottle???
ReplyDelete#11 - She's obviously a vegan.
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