I found out a few years back that one of the CWI/QA people in my shop bought a Tesla for his wife. Once the sale of Twitter was finalized, any time I see him in his wanderings through the shop my standard greeting to him has become "Thank you!".
The very first time he got a puzzled look on his face. Once I explained, he chuckled a bit. Now, his general response is a sly grin and "You're welcome!"
#11- It's about time they left their trunks and hatchbacks open! Not to avoid break-ins, but now the homeless have a place to shit and pee, so it doesn't accumulate on their sidewalks! Kali people are completely and hopelessly fucked up...
I visited my friend in Atlanta at Christmas. They are building a new garage. When we were walking through I asked what this 12x12 plate on the wall was. Oh, electric charger for cars. Are you getting an electric car I asked? No, Georgia law now requires to put one in new construction...
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All good ones but 18 is deeply hilarious.
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DeleteI found out a few years back that one of the CWI/QA people in my shop bought a Tesla for his wife. Once the sale of Twitter was finalized, any time I see him in his wanderings through the shop my standard greeting to him has become "Thank you!".
DeleteThe very first time he got a puzzled look on his face. Once I explained, he chuckled a bit. Now, his general response is a sly grin and "You're welcome!"
#11- It's about time they left their trunks and hatchbacks open! Not to avoid break-ins, but now the homeless have a place to shit and pee, so it doesn't accumulate on their sidewalks! Kali people are completely and hopelessly fucked up...
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I visited my friend in Atlanta at Christmas. They are building a new garage. When we were walking through I asked what this 12x12 plate on the wall was. Oh, electric charger for cars. Are you getting an electric car I asked? No, Georgia law now requires to put one in new construction...
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