@anon 5:18, invasive? They have been doing what they do for millions of years and humans come along and start building in their habitat the last 200 years. FFS Reminds me of people who build out in the wilderness and then complain about the wildlife encroaching upon their new neighborhood. MadMarlin
#10 I recall walking near a lake with my daughter when a goose tried to charge us. Didn't even think...just to put my head down and walked toward him hissing. He seemed to understand pretty quick and backed off. My daughter mocks me to this day about it :)
#7 I remember reading about WWII troops from a certain backwards country yanking sinks off the wall while in Germany, thinking they could take them home and attach them to their home walls and get water.
#2: That's one way to sober up I guess. #3: I'd love to see someone follow him (her? who can tell with these types) around and film the next 5-10 minutes. It would keep getting better and better. #6: When I was in elementary school, in the early 80s, there was this retarded kid who was obsessed with bees. His name was Paul, and he looked a bit like this dude here. Used to trap them in jars. He loved the buzzing sound. He had retard strength too. One day the school's worst bully tried to pick on him and got shoved into a brick wall so hard he was almost killed (would have been international news nowadays but not back then.) That prick never came back to school after that and we all loved Paul for it. #7: The mask explains everything. #8: "Tonight on THE OCHO!" I'll say this, it's a way to make soccer at least mildly interesting for once. #10: Typical goose. They're terrified of a 20 pound dog but they'll attack a grown human being at the drop of a hat. This guy has it coming though.
So, here you are - apex predator, top of the food chain - and you run from a bird 1/10 your size with no claws and no teeth. smh. YOUR ANCESTORS KILLED MASTODONS WITH STICKS!!
#10 Grab that sucker by the neck and swing it around a few times.
ReplyDeleteThe goose, or the jackass that antagonized it?
DeleteThe jackass who antagonized it.
DeleteI'm with Anny ... Kick that antagonizer's ass!!!
DeleteReally guys? These things are an invasive, destructive species. I say, YES, grab it by the fucking neck and throttle it!
Delete@anon 5:18, invasive? They have been doing what they do for millions of years and humans come along and start building in their habitat the last 200 years. FFS Reminds me of people who build out in the wilderness and then complain about the wildlife encroaching upon their new neighborhood.
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Geese have been used as guard animals for thousand of years. Better than dogs or humans. And I am thinking that they taste better than the other two.
Delete#9 I want my dog to do this to people who irritate me.
ReplyDeleteDon't let out the secret. You'll spoil the fun.
ReplyDelete#8 too much hair gel?
ReplyDelete#10 I recall walking near a lake with my daughter when a goose tried to charge us. Didn't even think...just to put my head down and walked toward him hissing. He seemed to understand pretty quick and backed off. My daughter mocks me to this day about it :)
ReplyDeleteshit, that's a great move
DeleteI saw #7 (wireless gas pump) and thought, nobody is THAT dumb. But then I saw #8...
ReplyDeleteWearing the mask outdoors with nobody in sight says it all. She was probably wearing it driving alone in her car. Zero understanding of the world.
Delete...that is the new "Bluetooth" gas pump. I think Mattel makes them
DeleteNo 3 - Should have followed up the spray with a couple of whacks with a billy.
ReplyDeleteIt's called a "wood shampoo"....
DeleteMy new screen saver. Looks like Portland..
DeleteWhich leads to a “Bronx party hat👳🏿♂️
DeleteIt's called "Reinforcing the learning experience."
Delete#6- That boy just took stupid to a whole new level.
ReplyDelete#8 We probably would have tried that in my younger days had we thought of it.
ReplyDelete#6 Hungry or Stupid? Nah both!
ReplyDeleteglass windows and livestock don't mix
ReplyDelete#6 Looks like a candidate for universal vaccine
ReplyDelete#3 is heartwarming, the clothes and backpack wil be a constant reminder of that moment in time.
ReplyDelete#7 I remember reading about WWII troops from a certain backwards country yanking sinks off the wall while in Germany, thinking they could take them home and attach them to their home walls and get water.
ReplyDelete#10- Don't forget, they've got Tyrannosaurus rex blood coursing thru their veins....
ReplyDeleteWhen you look up "biden voter", they show you #7.
ReplyDelete#6 Insane in the membrane!! Insane in the brain!!!
ReplyDelete#2: That's one way to sober up I guess.
ReplyDelete#3: I'd love to see someone follow him (her? who can tell with these types) around and film the next 5-10 minutes. It would keep getting better and better.
#6: When I was in elementary school, in the early 80s, there was this retarded kid who was obsessed with bees. His name was Paul, and he looked a bit like this dude here. Used to trap them in jars. He loved the buzzing sound. He had retard strength too. One day the school's worst bully tried to pick on him and got shoved into a brick wall so hard he was almost killed (would have been international news nowadays but not back then.) That prick never came back to school after that and we all loved Paul for it.
#7: The mask explains everything.
#8: "Tonight on THE OCHO!" I'll say this, it's a way to make soccer at least mildly interesting for once.
#10: Typical goose. They're terrified of a 20 pound dog but they'll attack a grown human being at the drop of a hat. This guy has it coming though.
#6 autistic or just a moron??? #7 HOW THE HELL did she pass the drivers exam????
ReplyDelete7 liberal with mask. The usual.
ReplyDeleteWe're not going to make it, are we?
ReplyDeleteHumans, I mean...
We surely will. Culls are normal and necessary. You got one job.
DeleteWhat movie is your line from? can't quite place it.
So, here you are - apex predator, top of the food chain - and you run from a bird 1/10 your size with no claws and no teeth. smh. YOUR ANCESTORS KILLED MASTODONS WITH STICKS!!
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