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Thursday, February 22, 2024

Man, I've been fucked up before but not THAT fucked up

SPRINGFIELD, TENNESSEE: (Smokey Barn News) – A woman is lucky to be alive after being run over by a train Monday morning in Springfield.

The incident occurred near the W Hillcrest Dr & Industrial Dr intersection, the first call coming into 911 at 10:24 AM. 

According to officials, the female (in her 40s)  may have been homeless and somehow ended up in the middle of the railroad tracks and lost consciousness. Officials believe she likely had a medical emergency and had the unfortunate timing to end up in between the tracks.
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4 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyFebruary 22, 2024 at 7:13 AM

    It does give meaning to the expression we've all felt in the morning after a hard night of partying: "Man O’ man, I feel like I've been run over by a train".

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2024 at 9:36 AM

    Two drunks are walking down the railroad tracks.
    One turns to the other and says, "This is the longest set of stairs I've ever been on."
    The second drunk replies, "It's not the length, it's these low handrails that are killing me."

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2024 at 10:46 AM

    "Medical emergency." Is that what they are calling overdoses and drunken benders these days?

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2024 at 8:02 PM

    Tweakers, man. When they crash, they crash.
    --Tennessee Budd

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