I was going through the line at Winn Dixie out in Georgia one time and all that plus a bottle of red wine and some Midol were among my groceries. The cute girl bagging groceries said "you want me to put that all in one bag so you can just toss it in the house and run?"
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ReplyDeleteI was going through the line at Winn Dixie out in Georgia one time and all that plus a bottle of red wine and some Midol were among my groceries. The cute girl bagging groceries said "you want me to put that all in one bag so you can just toss it in the house and run?"
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Bagger girl knows how to handle that. Go with her suggestion.
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