The best show jumpers are trained in dressage and are intensly tuned in to the horse. The quick make-a-buck, daddy-bought-me- world-class- jumping horse usually suck as riders.
#5. Magnetism is some cool stuff. Spend a year or 2 on Maxwell's equations. They're mind boggling! I'd put them as equally as difficult as Einstein's general relativity field equations. Quantum electrodynamics is pretty wild, too. Or women. Women are far more confusing than even the quantum world!
#3. Fast way to kill a horse, let them chew on plastic. Lost a cow because the neighbor kids were taking bags of stuff from the farmer's market and tossing them into my pasture, bag and all. Nearly half her stomach contents were bags.
#1 Too long reins.
ReplyDeleteMost show jumpers are not good riders.
You ain’t lying. He wasn’t posting at all. Bad for the horse; worse for the jumper.
DeleteMaybe be involved more with your horse than just writing the check to the stable that keeps them? Team ropers spend more time with their ponies.
You don’t post at the canter. That’s something that only works at the trot.
DeleteThe best show jumpers are trained in dressage and are intensly tuned in to the horse. The quick make-a-buck, daddy-bought-me- world-class- jumping horse usually suck as riders.
Delete#9???
ReplyDeleteInfluencer just cracked her screen.
DeleteShe was setting up her phone for a selfie of some sort and it fell over and cracked the lens.
DeleteAnd this is one of the smarter things I've seen "content creators" do.
Delete#2 That shit doesn't happen in the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteOk...that one got me. I LOLed at that comment.
DeleteI love how she *backs* up to the ostriches - makes sure she still has a face afterward.
ReplyDelete#5. Magnetism is some cool stuff. Spend a year or 2 on Maxwell's equations. They're mind boggling! I'd put them as equally as difficult as Einstein's general relativity field equations. Quantum electrodynamics is pretty wild, too. Or women. Women are far more confusing than even the quantum world!
ReplyDeleteAgreed on all three counts!
Delete^^^^NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!
Delete#9 - Having my butt-hole forcefully filled with water doesn't look like a whole lot of fun.
ReplyDelete#5 - I've got hundreds of rare earth magnets at work. Gonna try that tomorrow!
ReplyDelete#10 Good dog
ReplyDelete#3. Fast way to kill a horse, let them chew on plastic. Lost a cow because the neighbor kids were taking bags of stuff from the farmer's market and tossing them into my pasture, bag and all. Nearly half her stomach contents were bags.
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