Number 11 rings true. Last summer I had a freak household accident and took a blunt force to my eye. My son drove me to the ER. Here I am suddenly blind in one eye, holding a bloody towel to my eye afraid to look, and I get asked at the desk: "do one of you need to be seen and why?"
I was on a zoom/meets/teams call last week and thought I had muted my microphone. Only when someone replied to my "That's fucking stupid" sotto-voce comment did I realize I was providing live colour commentary, and that my mike wasn't muted...
On one hand, it was fucking stupid because the idea was, actually, fucking stupid, on the other hand, telling a client that they're fucking stupid /can/ be career-ending...
#12 was my wife when she’d throw a party. I literally had to ban parties for a while because it was living Hell for the entire family for weeks before the day. She did finally mellow out a bit.
#19 - my wife says to not use the good wash cloths. I'm thinking "Shouldn't the bad ones be moved to the rag pile?"
ReplyDeleteDon't go there....
DeleteThanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteNumber 11 rings true. Last summer I had a freak household accident and took a blunt force to my eye. My son drove me to the ER. Here I am suddenly blind in one eye, holding a bloody towel to my eye afraid to look, and I get asked at the desk: "do one of you need to be seen and why?"
ReplyDelete#19 We find the defendant not guilty
ReplyDelete#16 reminds me of a buddy at work, he always tried.
ReplyDeleteClassics...all of them. And so true.
ReplyDelete#3 One place I worked put up a suggestion box. With an open bottom. Right over a trash can. We got the message.
ReplyDelete'Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.' Don Henley
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ReplyDeleteI did that the last place I worked.
Blocked all their phone numbers, their emails, and deleted all the contacts.
#16 Or you start taking ozempic.
ReplyDeleteI was on a zoom/meets/teams call last week and thought I had muted my microphone. Only when someone replied to my "That's fucking stupid" sotto-voce comment did I realize I was providing live colour commentary, and that my mike wasn't muted...
ReplyDeleteOn one hand, it was fucking stupid because the idea was, actually, fucking stupid, on the other hand, telling a client that they're fucking stupid /can/ be career-ending...
#11) From my PCP's office, to the hospital, to the oncologist's office, to the labs, and everyplace in between. Every. Damned. Time.
ReplyDelete#12 was my wife when she’d throw a party.
ReplyDeleteI literally had to ban parties for a while because it was living Hell for the entire family for weeks before the day.
She did finally mellow out a bit.