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Tuesday, February 27, 2024

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  1. #19 - my wife says to not use the good wash cloths. I'm thinking "Shouldn't the bad ones be moved to the rag pile?"

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  2. Number 11 rings true. Last summer I had a freak household accident and took a blunt force to my eye. My son drove me to the ER. Here I am suddenly blind in one eye, holding a bloody towel to my eye afraid to look, and I get asked at the desk: "do one of you need to be seen and why?"

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  3. #19 We find the defendant not guilty

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  4. #16 reminds me of a buddy at work, he always tried.

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  5. Classics...all of them. And so true.

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  6. #3 One place I worked put up a suggestion box. With an open bottom. Right over a trash can. We got the message.

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  7. 'Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.' Don Henley

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  8. #9:
    I did that the last place I worked.
    Blocked all their phone numbers, their emails, and deleted all the contacts.

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  9. #16 Or you start taking ozempic.

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  10. I was on a zoom/meets/teams call last week and thought I had muted my microphone. Only when someone replied to my "That's fucking stupid" sotto-voce comment did I realize I was providing live colour commentary, and that my mike wasn't muted...

    On one hand, it was fucking stupid because the idea was, actually, fucking stupid, on the other hand, telling a client that they're fucking stupid /can/ be career-ending...

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  11. #11) From my PCP's office, to the hospital, to the oncologist's office, to the labs, and everyplace in between. Every. Damned. Time.

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  12. #12 was my wife when she’d throw a party.
    I literally had to ban parties for a while because it was living Hell for the entire family for weeks before the day.
    She did finally mellow out a bit.

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