A 73-year-old Australian man was positively shocked to need urgent urethra surgery after jamming three button-style batteries into his penis.
The unidentified man, whose medical anomaly is now the source of a revolting medical study in March’s Urology Case Reports, had been fueling his own “sexual gratification” by intentionally shoving batteries into the one-way tunnel.
-WiscoDave, of course
Those crazy Aussies!
ReplyDeleteWoulda been a better story if the old boy had used a couple D size or maybe a 9V or two.
ReplyDeleteDue to a short, three button batteries were all that would fit.
DeleteHEY!
ReplyDeleteWiscoDave
Otherwise I would thought this to be another Florida man story.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was trying to turn his dick into a glo-stick to impress his friends.
ReplyDeleteTrying for all electric function. Was he one of those all electric nut jobs?
ReplyDeleteOk, were these LR44, or LR416 cells? Significant difference in size.
ReplyDeleteGood God.
ReplyDeleteOne of the local urgent care nurses opened up after a few drinks the other night, and related a story of a 20-something who got a small rare-earth magnet stuck there. She said it was the funniest damn thing listening to him try to lie about how it got there.
ReplyDeleteCr-2032. NOW, @THAT'S @ a battery!
ReplyDeleteI worked 20+ years in healthcare in hospital setting. We had a prisoner come in from county lock-up who had shoved a safety pin up his Johnson and managed to spring it open. Needless to say, it weren't coming out the way it went in!
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