A man suffered a horrifying ordeal in Germany this week when his pet dog 'about the size of a Jack Russel' bit off his penis and ate it, police said.
Neighbours alerted the police early on Tuesday morning on account of the dog's incessant barking coming from the man's home at around 2am.
The dog had an old-fashioned weiner schnitzel.
ReplyDeleteThis poses the question: What was Han's pee-pee doing so close to der hund's snout und vas der cock covered in peanut butter?
ReplyDeleteWhen the blue waffles won’t buff off.
ReplyDeleteTMF Bert
^^^^ these two(2) posts so close together….
ReplyDeleteintentional….maybe….????
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So what breed is Best at giving BJs...........??
ReplyDeleteEvidently the toothless kind.
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"One hypothesis, of course, is that the dog, which is about the size of a Jack Russell terrier, bit off the penis and ate it. The wound could also be a bite wound.
ReplyDelete'But it's also possible a sex accident or a crime,' he posited."
Oh, sure, blame the dog.
Hans said the quiet part out loud.
DeleteThe guy should have stuck it in his vacuum cleaner and left the dog alone (like normal people).
ReplyDeleteDogs hate those noisy vacuums. Maybe the dog realized every time that guy pulls his penis out, the vacuum noise is going to start, so the dog took the only action he could to keep the vacuum noise away. Dogs are smarter than people think.
DeleteAgain, doggie abuse ( sexual ) will lead to human abuse.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the IQ of this animal ?
Cause the dog has a higher one.
Maybe the pooch was jealous, because I for one do not want to speculate where that peen has been.
I HATE when that happens!
ReplyDeleteI've heard of a dog that probably saved its owner's life by chewing off gangrenous toes. (Diabetes caused the gangrene and numbed the foot to where the guy didn't realize what was happening.) Could this be a case of really bad hygiene?
ReplyDeleteewww-acckkkkk
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