I got tired of chasing gas and fighting with small engines so the Weed eater, edger, hedge trimmer and leaf boo have all been switched over to the 56v ECO brand stuff. Top notch equipment that never gives me a problem. Weed eater loads string automatically. I have an acre of lawn and they have plenty of power to handle it on a single charge.
#3 weed eaters a notorious for not starting, but the upside is grabbing them by the spool end. With a quick over the head hatchet style swing, they fly into more pieces than they were assembled with.
#6: Reminds me of a military contractor we had that "fixed" the missiles they manufactured using Bondo to repair dents and holes. Messed up the center of gravity and, therefore, the missile guidance.
#3 Been there, done that.
ReplyDelete2) "Your serpentine belt is loose."
ReplyDeleteWinner!
DeleteUh, we ran the snake down your engine but still could not find the problem...
Delete"Grab here and pull!"
Delete"I ain't touching that thing!"
I’ve literally done Number 3, exactly like that. It didn’t fix anything, but it needed to be done anyway in spite of that.
ReplyDeleteI took a sledgehammer to one once. Felt good.
Delete#2 reminds me of my GF pulling on my snake,
ReplyDelete@Luis-OhWell
10). Dads are important.
ReplyDeleteSpot on! I was going to post almost the same thing. How could you let your offspring have such little self-awareness?
Delete3) My weed eater and I have that struggle every year.
ReplyDeleteI got tired of chasing gas and fighting with small engines so the Weed eater, edger, hedge trimmer and leaf boo have all been switched over to the 56v ECO brand stuff. Top notch equipment that never gives me a problem. Weed eater loads string automatically. I have an acre of lawn and they have plenty of power to handle it on a single charge.
ReplyDelete#3 weed eaters a notorious for not starting, but the upside is grabbing them by the spool end. With a quick over the head hatchet style swing, they fly into more pieces than they were assembled with.
ReplyDeleteI am not going to ask how you know that!
DeleteLPT: Stay off the paint when it's wet.
ReplyDelete- WDS
Well, that inflatable is junk now. DO NOT piss off a walrus when you are in a rubber boat.
ReplyDelete#6: Reminds me of a military contractor we had that "fixed" the missiles they manufactured using Bondo to repair dents and holes. Messed up the center of gravity and, therefore, the missile guidance.
ReplyDeleteWC , is #7 Crazy Charlie LaFitte ?
ReplyDeleteGary
#6 gave me an idea of a new way to transport 'contraband'
ReplyDelete#2: Could you take a look at my car? The engine makes a hissing sound whenever I walk up to the car.
ReplyDelete#4: I didn’t know that Zippo made semis.
#9: F you! And the zodiac you rode in on.
#2 Maybe a propane torch or tazer to incentivize the snake to let go?
ReplyDelete10- TURN THE FUCKING THING OFF!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot only is it a fire hazard, it's costing you a lot of money.
#8: The single best part about icy, snowy winters is these assholes have to stay off the road.
ReplyDelete#10: Today's edition of "Just how useless can a human being be?" First of all, that's so damn dangerous, and secondly, yes you still have to pay.