The answer, probably to your horror, is that they have all been inserted in men's bottoms for sexual pleasure.
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I have to tell you, in my (almost) 65 years on this earth, I have never ever had the urge to shove something up my ass. Not even once.
Hell, I don't even like a doctor sticking his finger up my ass for a prostate check.
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ReplyDeleteyeah. I fully understand. after working the ER night shift, you would never believe what people
ReplyDeletewill shove into themselves. as a x-ray tech, you had to image it (whatever it was ) for the doc
to try to take out. and seen some inmates shove stuff up their dick to get to the hospital ?
now second shift wasn't too bad. but 3rd shift? that is when all the nuts came in. also why I think it paid more too. dave in pa.
I have a neighbor who is a retired ER doc. He told me a story about another doctor who dealt with a guy who had several plastic toy horses shoved up his butt. He removed them and couldn’t wait to write up his notes listing the patient’s condition as “stable”
ReplyDelete๐๐๐writing the notes is so much fun
DeleteDisgusted, but not surprised.
ReplyDeleteToo many damn freaks breathing out there trying to out do either with their madness.
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The gays figured it out.
ReplyDeleteSmart as a whip, those gays.
Artillery shells.
Princess Margaret, the Queen's sister, was reputed to be somewhat rowdy. In the NetFlix series, 'The Crown,' there is an episode in which she is at a cocktail party with President Lyndon Johnson. Slightly drunk, she tells him a limerick -
ReplyDeleteThere was a young lady from Dallas,
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina,
And her asshole at Buckingham Palace
Lady doctors have smaller fingers.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe some of these nasty assed people. Hell, I can't even stand to see a hair on a bar of soap.
ReplyDeleteHad check one day and looked at the Doc and said, I hate this. He looked at me and said, I do too. It somehow made a difference. At least I wasn't the only miserable one in the room.
ReplyDeleteI told my doc that if he ever planned on doing that I’d bring him flowers and a Whitman’s sampler.
DeleteHe always went with the bloodwork.
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Yup, I did it once because of family history. Never again.
DeleteThey forgot the Harley Electra-glide that the doctor's removed from Kim Kardashian's butt. That had to probe for a couple hours, but they finally hooked the sissy bar.
ReplyDeleteA Glide with a bitch bar? Wtf
DeleteIt transitioned, zip
Delete" I have never ever had the urge to shove something up my ass. Not even once.
ReplyDeleteHell, I don't even like a doctor sticking his finger up my ass for a prostate check."
No joke man. That is some bullshit procedure. You can't tell me we put a man on the moon, but we can't design a machine that can measure what a man HAS to go up there to determine with a finger tip ?
The person who invents that machine will never have to buy a drink again - so many relieved dudes will gladly pick up his tab ...
My doctor is a little Filipino guy, not one of those Ugandan seven footers who when shaking hands feels like shaking hands with a bunch of bananas. Even then, damn I felt violated. No compassion from wife, she said try having your tits smashed flat and ask how THAT feels like.
If it's any consolation, we can't put a man on the moon anymore, either.
DeleteIf your doctor uses two fingers, you won't need a second opinion....
ReplyDeleteDon't forget about the Gerbils!
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to worry about the exam, unless you feel both of the docs hands on your shoulders.
ReplyDelete---told to me by my old Army PA
Oh dude, that just skeeved me the f out.
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ReplyDeleteWhat surprised me was that even after cancer surgery and salvage radiation, I still got a manual finger exam for several years. Apparently, they were checking for scar tissue or some such thing. Now, 15 years later, my doc simply says, "oh, that's right" and limits me to coughing.
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