#5 - When I was a young log hauler leaving the house before 3am at the latest, I had a live-in girlfriend who told me that when I went back to work in the spring she would wake up early with me to make coffee and my lunch. Here's how that went: Morning one, coffee and lunch. Morning two, coffee. Morning three, "See you when you get home".
When I was with my logger, notwithstanding being the biggest train wreck in the mornings in the history of women, I woke up EVERY morning with him, made him coffee and breakfast and packed a lunch for him. Soon'z he drove off, I'd drop like a stone. I'm very proud of my record.
10: That shit starts right in the church parking lot immediately afterwards, I've seen it. "Did you see what that slut Bethany was wearin' today?" - WDS
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#5 - When I was a young log hauler leaving the house before 3am at the latest, I had a live-in girlfriend who told me that when I went back to work in the spring she would wake up early with me to make coffee and my lunch. Here's how that went:
ReplyDeleteMorning one, coffee and lunch.
Morning two, coffee.
Morning three, "See you when you get home".
When I was with my logger, notwithstanding being the biggest train wreck in the mornings in the history of women, I woke up EVERY morning with him, made him coffee and breakfast and packed a lunch for him. Soon'z he drove off, I'd drop like a stone. I'm very proud of my record.
DeleteThat's old-school, much respect, ma'am.
DeleteAs well you should be, nines.
DeleteWhere were you when I needed you?
#15. You're terms are agreeable to me. Tempus Fugit.
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#8 - Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans...
ReplyDeleteHuh. Wonder why Ji Xiping met with the leader of our greatest enemy…
ReplyDelete10: That shit starts right in the church parking lot immediately afterwards, I've seen it.
ReplyDelete"Did you see what that slut Bethany was wearin' today?"
- WDS
Can someone help me out with #16?
ReplyDeleteHe's going to have a fishnet stocking tan on his legs from the pattern on the table.
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