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Monday, March 11, 2024

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10 comments:

  1. #5 - When I was a young log hauler leaving the house before 3am at the latest, I had a live-in girlfriend who told me that when I went back to work in the spring she would wake up early with me to make coffee and my lunch. Here's how that went:
    Morning one, coffee and lunch.
    Morning two, coffee.
    Morning three, "See you when you get home".

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    1. When I was with my logger, notwithstanding being the biggest train wreck in the mornings in the history of women, I woke up EVERY morning with him, made him coffee and breakfast and packed a lunch for him. Soon'z he drove off, I'd drop like a stone. I'm very proud of my record.

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    2. That's old-school, much respect, ma'am.

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    3. As well you should be, nines.
      Where were you when I needed you?

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  2. #15. You're terms are agreeable to me. Tempus Fugit.
    Tomoldguy

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  3. #8 - Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans...

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  4. Huh. Wonder why Ji Xiping met with the leader of our greatest enemy…

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  5. 10: That shit starts right in the church parking lot immediately afterwards, I've seen it.
    "Did you see what that slut Bethany was wearin' today?"
    - WDS

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  6. Can someone help me out with #16?

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    1. He's going to have a fishnet stocking tan on his legs from the pattern on the table.

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