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Thursday, April 18, 2024

It sounds like goat tacos are on somebody's menu

A family-owned dairy farm in Ontario is distraught after they had a dozen goats stolen from them early Monday morning. 

According to an Instagram post from Drake Family Farms California, the thief or thieves cut their fence and stole 12 goats, including:

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  1. Probably hog tied and gagged piled into the back of a minivan headed to a mosque in Minneapolis.

    TMF Bert

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  2. I thought Fentanyl Joe was going to end trafficking in sex slaves?

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  3. If it's anything like it was around here some years back, look for the Mexicans who are having a weekend party.

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  4. The Jihadis shoulda checked their calendars The goats were stolen a week too late for the April 10th feast of Eid al-Fitr.

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  5. Head to the nearest mosque. That's where the remains will be found ... Nemo

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  6. Sounds like date night for the derpa derpas

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  7. Mmmmm, love me some goat
    JD

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    1. That's nasty. You should stick to women.

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    2. But with goats, you get to kill them and eat them afterwards. Fukin Koran has some weird shit in it.

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    3. Cooked and seasoned just right it's damn good, don't talk back, spend your money or drink your beer...
      JD

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  8. When my son and I go to the animal auctions, goats always fetch the highest price per pound.

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  9. 12 brides for 12 (muslim) brothers.

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  10. My last landlord before I bought this place lived next door, & raised all sorts of livestock--cattle, goats, sheep, chickens, other stuff. Several times a year a carload of hermanos would roll up, talk to Mickey for awhile while watching the goat pasture, and leave with a young one. I'd tell my girl somebody was having a fucking fiesta.
    Funny that I never saw them come in trucks, only 4-door sedans. Maybe city dwellers.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  11. barabocoa or how ever its spelled every morning at deep sea in port a. ummm good stuff.

    Coals Dad

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  12. If they catch them think it'll be sex trafficking or lunch?

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