Had an apprentice who's claim to shame was spending an entire 2 and a half hours in the shitter and not being missed. Missed? Twelve disappointed JW's when he showed up for afternoon break.
#14. When my first wife was running late for work she did what she called a PTA shower, pits, tits, and ass. She could be in and out before the water got warm.
I call BS on #20. Where's Clinton?
ReplyDeleteHe had the key to open the door so was already far ahead of the others.
DeleteHe couldn't wait for the photo, the scumbag....
Delete#16 - Yeah, these are great - I keep a couple of sets around the pool.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they act as water wing flotation devices?
DeleteNooo.....but they look like they do.
DeleteWouldn't these hold the kid's feet out of water, letting them hang head down?
Delete#5 - jeez the 80s had some hideous big hair on chicks....most of it was just God awful....
ReplyDelete80s' babe's "look at me I'm special" dos make me appreciate my 1950s High Schools chick's perms.
DeleteThe only thing worse than big hair was shoulder pads.
DeleteMany of the 80's guys were worse!
Delete#4 Huntsville, Alabama Redstone Arsenal, a resultant went 121% - that happened.
ReplyDeleteSoviets used to complain " BLYAT ! our Nazi engineers are not as good as American Nazi Engineers "
Delete#7 Love that it's a German Shepherd behind the scope.
ReplyDeleteMichael in Nelson
It is arguable, but it looks like a Belgian Malinois to me.
DeleteThey all have the same anxious whine so tomato-tomahto. (It’s a mal)
Delete7 for the Win!
ReplyDeleteSum damn good ones here
ReplyDelete#18 - To tell the truth I never considered the amount of money I made taking power dumps... but it's gotta be up there!
ReplyDeleteHad an apprentice who's claim to shame was spending an entire 2 and a half hours in the shitter and not being missed.
DeleteMissed? Twelve disappointed JW's when he showed up for afternoon break.
#19 - Until HE dies according to the actuarial tables.
ReplyDelete#14. When my first wife was running late for work she did what she called a PTA shower, pits, tits, and ass. She could be in and out before the water got warm.
ReplyDeleteShe washed her tits? Where did she work,... Hooters? Or was it you getting those all sticky and shit?
DeleteWomen, especially when they are nursing are sensitive about their boobs even when small.
DeleteDefinitely #19......went through that scenario yesterday! ;P
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