#2 my favorite, too. Pup had had enough of that crap. If the dog retaliates by dropping a pile at the foot of the bed, owner had it coming. (I have had vindictive pets.)
#8 - I had a minibike when I was a kid. One of my aunts wanted to ride it. I showed her the throttle and brake, and she said she understood. She took off, got scared, forgot everything, and rode straight into some bushes at the end of the street. Fortunately there was no damage to either one of them.
#2 That dog owner needs an attitude adjustment, then some serious schooling about dogs. #6 Typical camel behavior. #8 Until he-she-it learns something about responsible behavior, the mo-ped sits in the garage. #10 Yeah, shit happens.
We have an old cocker who gets a bit testy if “mama” is paying too much attention to young dog, or even if young dog is in his spot on the footrest of mama’s recliner.
#7 The sheet metal on my Nissan can be bent by hand, no sledge required.
ReplyDelete#2 for the win, don't mess with the pup
ReplyDelete#10 for stupid
#4 what's on the ground is too dark to see, what is it
ReplyDeleteSnake.
DeletePossibly dinner.
DeleteA snake.
ReplyDeleteFor reals, or a rubber snake prank?
Delete#10 Skater trash eating shit. Makes my heart smile. I can watch those all day.
ReplyDelete#1 Maine wild blueberries picked by hand.
ReplyDeleteMost are mechanically harvested now a days.
Ayuh.
DeleteWicked hahd, too.
Delete#2 my favorite, too. Pup had had enough of that crap. If the dog retaliates by dropping a pile at the foot of the bed, owner had it coming. (I have had vindictive pets.)
ReplyDeleteMy ex-wife had a small dog when we got married, that hated me. I would leave for work at 9pm and the dog would crap in front of the door when I left.
Delete#7 - Percussive maintenance in action
ReplyDelete#8 - I had a minibike when I was a kid. One of my aunts wanted to ride it. I showed her the throttle and brake, and she said she understood. She took off, got scared, forgot everything, and rode straight into some bushes at the end of the street. Fortunately there was no damage to either one of them.
#6 - What day is it ? Day to Pissoff Yellowjacket !! How you like me now ??
ReplyDelete#2 That dog owner needs an attitude adjustment, then some serious schooling about dogs.
ReplyDelete#6 Typical camel behavior.
#8 Until he-she-it learns something about responsible behavior, the mo-ped sits in the garage.
#10 Yeah, shit happens.
#8 actually looks like an electric trials bike. I don't see a recognizable ICE engine. Does someone make them? I don't know.
Delete#9, Not nice daddy!
ReplyDeleteDon't trust anybody over 30, kid.
Delete# 2. Dog had enough of that shit.. lol
ReplyDeleteJD
#7- Fixed it.
ReplyDelete#10- Hurt it.
We have an old cocker who gets a bit testy if “mama” is paying too much attention to young dog, or even if young dog is in his spot on the footrest of mama’s recliner.
ReplyDelete