Thursday, July 04, 2024
Bless yo..... OH SHIT!!!
If you were to envision the kind of accident that would cause a person’s bowels to explode out of their body, you might imagine some sort of gruesome stabbing or grisly car accident. You’d probably never imagine that something as commonplace and harmless as a sneeze would cause this kind of ghastly injury—but that’s exactly what happened to a Florida man earlier this month.
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He just had abdominal surgery and he WASN'T bracing the incision when he sneezed? Whadaa Maroon.
ReplyDeleteHow unhealthy do you have to be? How poor muscle tone do you have to have? I'm assuming this guy was a tweaker who was rich enough (still, anyway) to pay somebody else to go get him his fix. It's the only explanation.
ReplyDeleteJohn G
Two weeks after major abdominal surgery.
DeleteWhat??? NO VIDEO???? WTH
ReplyDeleteHappens. Return to surgery.
ReplyDeleteYeah. That and an Alien.
ReplyDeleteGood one
DeleteThat's all-internal injuries. Imagine what a sneeze powered booger traveling at high velocity would do to an innocent bystander.
ReplyDeleteSneezing my guts out.
ReplyDeleteSame as laughing my ass off.
I've had the contents of my bowels explode out of my body ...
ReplyDeleteBut that was powered by a taco bell Colon cleanse, and at least in the beginning was voluntary, or was it a shoney's purge special?
DeleteBig Mac ass attack
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