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Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Wednesday's gifs

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  1. And dad was just sooooo happy that he quit smoking a month earlier....

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    1. That looks to me like she didn't pull the trigger, as though someone might have hung the nozzle up with the trigger latch engaged. Is that possible?

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    2. Starker here,
      Yep, some smart ass set the lock.

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    3. Elmo, it's been happening a lot at the diesel pump I use. Some fucktard thinks it's funny.

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    4. Maybe your way, dunno. Here, the nozzle handle might latch back, but the full-tank-shutoff thingie(i

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    5. Well, if it was latched back, it should have started pissing as soon as she enabled the pump. I call poor trigger discipline. Who wants to go anywhere wearing gas soaked clothing. Scary shit. Think wheelchair scene fron Red Dragon.

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    6. She didn't touch the trigger. That looks about right. Those pumps all reset to 88888's and then .00's before they start pumping.

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    7. Scruff-
      I'd be interested to know if said fucktard has a problem with diesel rigs, if those are the only pumps he screws with. Perhaps he's a member of the spandex crowd who once had coal rolled into his face after taking his half of the road out of the middle.

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    8. There's more than one of the automatic shutoffs disabled in that fuel nozzle. First in the position she's holding it in almost upright, even with the valve actuator engaged and locked, that nozzle should not be dispensing fuel. Fuel nozzles, by law, are only supposed to able to dispense fuel in the horizontal position +/- about 10 degrees. Second the full tank shutoff should have disengaged the valve actuator from allowing fuel to dispense when fuel line pressure was disengaged from the previous fill. Fuel is not supposed to flow again until the fuel valve in the nozzle is reset by disengaging the valve actuator.

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  2. Yup...that's my day.

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  3. Thank God you spelled gif correct.
    I'd hate to see the spellchecker police on your ass again😄
    -lg

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    1. Ahhh, Kenny. Pining for that which you cannot have. I’ve seen your feverish glimpses, but thought nothing of it. Sorry, Kenny. The next man’s ass I covet shall be the first…

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    1. #2- That's one Fat Bastard of a cat- don't mess with it- I've had my arm shredded by a 5 week old kitten-

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    2. She came within two inches of losing an eye.

      If I saw a cat...any cat..do that, it would a Late Cat,
      Deceased, Ringing Down The Curtain, Joined The Choir Invisible.

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    3. What you have seen is the transition of a house cat becoming an outside cat - permanently.

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    4. That's called a Lesson.--Tennessee Budd

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    5. My girlfriends cat has drawn blood on more than one occasion, from her. And she has never been anything but nice to it.
      We're old enough now that she's asked me if I'd take care of her cat if she went first, "Take care of it"... OK.

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    6. That sumbich be with Jesus before it finished walking across that room.

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  5. #8 - That's what unconditional love is all about!!!

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  6. #3 Larnin ta drink outta a bucket is a bitch.

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    1. Might be part damn guernsey

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    2. Must have heard one hell of a joke.

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  7. cats . Only good one is a declawed one.

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  8. Big happy cat or hungry cat? I love the shepherd. Feeling good like he knew he would.

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  9. #5 Liam Neeson voice: I have a very particular set of skills.

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  10. That backhand slap!

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  11. # 8. One day that will end a whole different way
    JD

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  12. I had a friend whose grandfather switched from dairy farming to raising veal calves. She took me on a tour of the barn where they were raised. It was just rows of small stalls with feed buckets. They called the calves who would plunge their heads like that into the milk "submariners."

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  13. #2: Ears back, and I suspect there was some wailing going on. If you've ever lived with a cat, you know when he needs a minute to calm down.
    #10: She must be from Portland.

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  14. #1 what is it with fucktards wrecking the furniture at parties ? I hope they both suffered some pain after the table dives. Idiots !

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