I hope I never see anyone wearing that. I dunno how I would explain why I was laughing,while I'm laughing. I've never gotten over the blue jeans that come pre-torn around the knees. My jeans did that and then became cut offs.
I thought a few months ago the big thing was pants that looked like they had a piss stain. I'm serious. I really think I saw that advertised somewhere.
To think of the fact that there are young people that don't know of the joy of working up a sweat doing the work that needs to be done to contribute to society, such as the work required to feed and house America. Sad, that.
So if I mow my yard during Alabama August while wearing this dumbass shirt, do the fake-wet areas get even darker? Or does the entire shirt even-out and look normal? I can't imagine the well deserved azzkicken you'd get at my local pub wearing that thing in public. You'd be scrambling to explain that there's a hidden image of a nude woman with huge jugs in the "sweat" areas that only appears when the shirt gets wet. Then they'd all be dousing you in beer to see the jugs. And then you'd really get your azzkicken when there's no jugs.
Husband has a plumbing biz and joked that we should buy T-shirts already pre-stained with pipe dope, pvc cleaner and glue....save all the time. I need ready made jeans with floured handprints on the ass. 😁
Bunny. Your husband bakes too? That was a joke. Hope I didn't over step bounds. I got my journeymans plumbers license when I was twenty-five back in 75.
$350 a shirt ??? Shit I have a laundry basket of sweaty shirts I was going to wash tomorrow but if they're worth a couple grand I might need to take a different approach and sell them JD
I'm teaching myself to sew on a 320 Singer semi industrial machine in order to patch my working on greasy shit pants. Flipping switches to make stitches the wife says. They look like Frankenstein and Freddie Kruger had a love child but the grime doesn't care. I hate ruining a good pair of jeans the first time I wear them. One of my sons said they would sell for big $$ so I may have to look into it.
I hope I never see anyone wearing that. I dunno how I would explain why I was laughing,while I'm laughing.
ReplyDeleteI've never gotten over the blue jeans that come pre-torn around the knees. My jeans did that and then became cut offs.
As if that hair cut wasn't bad enough.
ReplyDeleteWhen we were kids my sister had that haircut.
DeleteI go authentic shit stained BVDs for sale only $150.00, with pee stains in front, extra $25.00.
ReplyDeleteDo you use Paypal?
DeleteFrom the looks of that thing, I doubt that there ever has been any real sweat
ReplyDeleteDoes the faggo* haircut come with it?
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the purse is another $150.
ReplyDeleteI thought a few months ago the big thing was pants that looked like they had a piss stain. I'm serious. I really think I saw that advertised somewhere.
ReplyDeleteThis model is exactly the target customer…people who have never raised a sweat in their lives.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a female Olympic boxer.
ReplyDeleteTo think of the fact that there are young people that don't know of the joy of working up a sweat doing the work that needs to be done to contribute to society, such as the work required to feed and house America. Sad, that.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of bra does he wear to cover his soy tits?
ReplyDeleteSo if I mow my yard during Alabama August while wearing this dumbass shirt, do the fake-wet areas get even darker? Or does the entire shirt even-out and look normal? I can't imagine the well deserved azzkicken you'd get at my local pub wearing that thing in public. You'd be scrambling to explain that there's a hidden image of a nude woman with huge jugs in the "sweat" areas that only appears when the shirt gets wet. Then they'd all be dousing you in beer to see the jugs. And then you'd really get your azzkicken when there's no jugs.
ReplyDeleteHusband has a plumbing biz and joked that we should buy T-shirts already pre-stained with pipe dope, pvc cleaner and glue....save all the time. I need ready made jeans with floured handprints on the ass. 😁
ReplyDeleteSend pics.
DeleteBunny. Your husband bakes too? That was a joke. Hope I didn't over step bounds. I got my journeymans plumbers license when I was twenty-five back in 75.
DeleteA good man is hard to find. I can't bake to save my life.
DeleteActually I bake (love to cook) He could use some BBQ clothing with sauce stains though.
DeleteI can hook him up. Send him my way with cookies.
DeleteWirecutter, the reverse of that is "A hard man is good to find"... Don't think it was Mae West, but it could have been.
Delete$350 a shirt ??? Shit I have a laundry basket of sweaty shirts I was going to wash tomorrow but if they're worth a couple grand I might need to take a different approach and sell them
ReplyDeleteJD
I'm teaching myself to sew on a 320 Singer semi industrial machine in order to patch my working on greasy shit pants. Flipping switches to make stitches the wife says. They look like Frankenstein and Freddie Kruger had a love child but the grime doesn't care. I hate ruining a good pair of jeans the first time I wear them.
ReplyDeleteOne of my sons said they would sell for big $$ so I may have to look into it.
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